Free $1000 Personal Loan Without a Credit Check!!

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#1

zombiegleemax

Sep 02, 2005 9:08:01
Free $1000 Personal Loan Without a Credit Check!!
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#2

zombiegleemax

Sep 02, 2005 15:22:15
This has nothing to do with Mystara and is against the Boards' Code of Conduct.
#3

Cthulhudrew

Sep 02, 2005 15:48:19
Considering it's "Filona's" first post, I'm guessing he/she/it doesn't care.

How can we twist this to a Mystara connection?

Free 1,000 gp loan without a downpayment of chickens?
#4

zombiegleemax

Sep 02, 2005 16:05:57
Most likely this post is a scam to get personal info and either plant viruses or steal identities.
#5

culture20

Sep 02, 2005 18:58:45
That little red & white triangle with the exclamation point is your friend in such cases; I just reported the post to the board staff.
#6

RPGpundit

Sep 02, 2005 19:16:13
This is obviously from Darokin Savings and Loan.

RPGPundit
#7

zombiegleemax

Sep 02, 2005 21:46:55
In before the lock.
#8

eldersphinx

Sep 02, 2005 22:08:12
CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Sir,

Good day and compliments. This letter will definitely come to you as a huge surprise, but I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of the entire members of my family.

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Dr. (Mrs.) FILONA GREENSPUR, the wife of the late head of state and commander in chief of the armed forces of the EMPIRE OF ALPHATIA who died on the 8th of AMBYRMONT 2008 AY.

My ordeal started immediately after my husband’s death on the morning of 8th AMBYRMONT 2008, and the subsequent take over of government by the TREACHEROUS THYATIANS. The present government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband’s assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside ALPHATIA. As I am writing this letter to you, my son is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition.

I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my husband, hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.

It is in view of this I have mandated DR MIKAILOVICH WOZLANY, who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.

My late husband had/has Eighty Million GOLD PIECES ($80,000,000.00) specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of ALPHATIA as soon as possible before the present government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.

I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow in need.

May RAZUD show you mercy as you do so?

Your faithfully,

Dr (Mrs.) FILONA GREENSPUR (M.O.N)

[note: Spoof! Spoof! Please don't hurt me. All material, save that substituted in caps, taken from an original 419 scheme. Laughter's the best medicine...]
#9

Hugin

Sep 02, 2005 22:20:28
:heehee Very good! AND I made it in before lock up!

Another post for Mystaran Domination Movement!!! :evillaugh
#10

thorf

Sep 03, 2005 3:54:55
Still no word from the moderators, it seems.

Irritating to see this sort of thing on the board, although I like the way it has been turned around to make it work for us. Nice work, everyone!