Contest: the worst idea for a miniature

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#1

thebrax

Sep 09, 2006 0:16:06
I read on another threat that there's a contest for the best miniature.

This thread takes the other side: this is a contest for the worst possible idea for a miniature.

1. Tyr Storm

2. Doppleganger

3. Invisible Stalker.

4. Cerebral Parasite

5. Razorwing
#2

jon_oracle_of_athas

Sep 09, 2006 7:15:45
1. Tithian (Cerulean Storm version)
2. Kreen Dragon
3. Pennarin
4. Oracle
5. Caller in Darkness
6. Bog Wader (submerged in pool)
#3

Sysane

Sep 09, 2006 9:02:34
1. Sacha and Wyan (bodiless versions)
2. Last Sea Dolphin
3. Sufering Druid from the Last Sea
#4

thebrax

Sep 09, 2006 10:23:29
6. Shadow-giant, post-cerulean-storm version.

7. Keotogha (Raam's secret police that dress as normal citizens and then garrotte folks by surprise)

8. Informant for Savak (Eldaarich's secret police)

9. Spymaster.

10. Undead half-drake Sun-touched Puddingfish.
#5

dirk00001

Sep 09, 2006 15:41:55
1. Floater (molded from semi-opaque transparent plastic)

2. Puppeteer (without host body)

3. Psion Uncarnate (PrC lvl 10)

4. Ashen

5.Spirit of the Land (boxed terrain edition)

6. Sand Cactus

7. Kreel

8. Skyfish

8. "Unimposing Creatures of the Wastelands" boxed set (aprig, carru, erdlu, ock'n and mulworm)
#6

thebrax

Sep 09, 2006 16:09:38
11. Dune Trapper
#7

squidfur-

Sep 09, 2006 23:55:22
12. Umbra...Post-"Crimson Legion" variant (aka Black Stain On Floor variant)
#8

jon_oracle_of_athas

Sep 10, 2006 4:41:07
7. Orbs of Kalid Ma
8. Carnivorous Floater
9. Myrmelion
10. Kyst (in total darkness)
11. Belt of Rank
#9

cnahumck

Sep 10, 2006 10:16:31
esper weed
#10

jon_oracle_of_athas

Sep 10, 2006 16:41:47
12. Renk
13. Burnflower patch
14. Avangion, 8th stage.
15. Avangion, 9th stage.
16. Avangion, 10th stage.
#11

thebrax

Sep 10, 2006 17:23:34
12 "Cricket," half-elven stripper from The Broken Blade.

13. King Nibenay, as depicted in the Cerulean storm, with an arm cut off by the Scourge of Rkard, and a mouth in the place of the wound, lashing at him with its long green tongue.
#12

lastard

Sep 10, 2006 17:41:01
what about athasian rain elemental? ;)
#13

terminus_vortexa

Sep 14, 2006 21:48:21
2. Kreen Dragon

I disagree wholeheartedly. The Kreen Dragon would be a collector's item in no time. If they made a Blue Shrine Oracle, however, people would besending it back and demanding a refund or exchange.:D
#14

thebrax

Sep 15, 2006 13:33:31
14. A halfling piece for Hamanu's reputedly frightening halfling army unit, from Road to Urik.

(hint to future adventurers designers: halflings are not so frightening when you put them in ranks and have them march at you from across a plain. Road to Urik was otherwise a great adventure, but that one particular encounter was IMO ill-conceived.)
#15

xlorepdarkhelm_dup

Sep 15, 2006 14:24:24
14. Avangion, 8th stage.
15. Avangion, 9th stage.
16. Avangion, 10th stage.

Coudln't you do those with a small white LED light, some wires, some tissue paper, and clear acrylic gloss?
#16

dirk00001

Sep 15, 2006 15:11:30
Coudln't you do those with a small white LED light, some wires, some tissue paper, and clear acrylic gloss?

I think I've accidentally made one while trying to fold an origami crane.
#17

zombiegleemax

Sep 17, 2006 22:54:28
Black Pudding.

Grey Ooze.

Gelatinous Cube.

itf
#18

jon_oracle_of_athas

Sep 18, 2006 13:01:22
Not to forget

Inix Toenail Filth
#19

thebrax

Sep 21, 2006 14:46:45
15. "Animated Object" boxed set (Wooden cabinet, spoon, dish, candlestick, feather duster, etc.)