Is that time of the year again...

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#1

brun01

Dec 13, 2006 10:59:12
The PeaceBringer;8010530 wrote:
#2

kalthandrix

Dec 13, 2006 11:05:45
You need to do one with Rakus (sp) holding some presents this year - that would be cool! Use the cover of the Crimson Legion picture - it would be cool!

Merry early Christmas everyone!
#3

brun01

Dec 13, 2006 11:13:33
You need to do one with Rakus (sp) holding some presents this year - that would be cool!

You mean the original Hack'em Master? :P
#4

kalthandrix

Dec 13, 2006 11:23:38
You mean the original Hack'em Master? :P

:D Laugh now - soon they will be canon!
#5

jon_oracle_of_athas

Dec 15, 2006 17:14:00
Can(n)on fodder. :P
#6

elonarc

Dec 15, 2006 22:09:23
Can(n)on fodder.

Isn't it cannon that the champions became dragons before Borys used the Dark Lens on them, everyone can attract vortexes, Kalak is no champion of Rajaat, TheWarOverlord is the only being to possess some secret supplement for Dark Sun, the evil guys from athas.org made up the text saying that there are definitely no gods on Athas (and never were), Kalid-Ma is a woman, the original versions of Dregoth Ascending/Terrors/Secrets/of the Dead Lands are much better than the conversion made by these imbeciles(whatstheirname?), Hamanu is a oh-so-special-being (isn't he great?!, I mean he's the mighty Hamanu!), the oracle is famous for having long flowing hair, Dregoth invented the Dragon metamorphosis and the next Dark Sun product is scheduled to be "Killer Dolphins from outer Space - halfhalflinghalfmaritimemammals battle insectoid invaders implemeting invasion"???
#7

lastard

Dec 16, 2006 18:14:45
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Curtain rises.

Lastard sings:

"Santa baby, slip a sabre under the cactus, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the tent-pole tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space halfling too, light blue
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the tent-pole tonight
Think of all the adventure I've missed
Think of all the fellas my sword hasn’t kissed
Next year I could be oh so good
If you'd check off my Christmas list
Boo doo bee doo"
#8

lastard

Dec 16, 2006 18:38:34
PART 2

Santa honey, I wanna ziggurat and really that's
Not a lot
I've been pure like a pyreen all year
Santa baby, and hurry down the tent-pole tonight
Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need, the deed
To an iron mine
Santa cutie, and hurry down the tent-pole tonight
Santa baby, I'm filling my stocking with an arena release
Sign your 'X' on the line
Santa baby, and hurry down the tent-pole tonight
Come and trim my agafari tree
With some decorations bought at Lalai-Puy’s
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring
I mean a magic ring
Santa baby, and hurry down the tent-pole tonight
Hurry down the tent-pole tonight
Hurry down the tent-pole tonight

(Athasian traditional ;) )
#9

lastard

Dec 16, 2006 18:39:18
ok. the magic ring isn't that traditional. this is the insider bardic version ;)