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#1
zombiegleemax
Aug 25, 2003 12:18:44 What would the world be like if kender made it ???
Any ideas ???

If only i could recreate the world ahh but that is folly.
#2
zombiegleemax
Aug 25, 2003 12:27:33 Well lets see, floating countries, lava and poison instead of water, trees that drop endless piles of shiny trinkets.

Big fluffy dragons that growl and threaten but then open their mouths and let you run down their throats into their bellies filled with gold and pretty rocks.

Huge cities filled with endless shelves and boxes and chests and pockets.
#3
jonesy
Aug 25, 2003 13:02:19 Crystal stairs up to a moon. And the moon made of nothing but locks. Billions of locks of every kind.

Fields that grow candy.

Everything is terrible and exiting but nothing is deadly to kender.

Magical items rain from the sky every thursday. And every kender is a mage.
#4
B-naa
Aug 25, 2003 13:24:14 Ok, now I'm scared, this truely is a very disturbing line of thought.
#5
kipper_snifferdoo_02
Aug 25, 2003 16:15:21 If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
You want to change the world
There's nothing to it

Come with me
And you'll be in a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see into your imagination

We'll begin with a spin
Traveling in a world of my creation
What you'll see will defy explanation :88E:

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
You want to change the world
There's nothing to it

Thre is no life I know :sad:
To compare with pure imagination
Living there you'll be free
If you truly wish to be
#6
zombiegleemax
Aug 25, 2003 16:22:20
Originally posted by Kipper Snifferdoo
If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
You want to change the world
There's nothing to it

Come with me
And you'll be in a world of pure imagination
Take a look and you'll see into your imagination

We'll begin with a spin
Traveling in a world of my creation
What you'll see will defy explanation :88E:

If you want to view paradise
Simply look around and view it
Anything you want to, do it
You want to change the world
There's nothing to it

Thre is no life I know :sad:
To compare with pure imagination
Living there you'll be free
If you truly wish to be

*gets a mental image of Johnny Depp singing that song as he sails the Black Peral down a river of bubbling soda pop, with umpaloompas designed by Tim Burton....*

CURSE YOU KIPPER! >.<;

Christopher
#7
kipper_snifferdoo_02
Aug 25, 2003 16:36:03
Originally posted by Stormprince
*gets a mental image of Johnny Depp singing that song as he sails the Black Peral down a river of bubbling soda pop, with umpaloompas designed by Tim Burton....*

CURSE YOU KIPPER! >.<;

Christopher

Dude, you are working WAYYY to hard... ;)

"Is it raining? Is it pouring? Is a hurricane a blowing? *GASP!* Not a speck of Light is showing so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES! AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHG!!!!!!!"

Hey! Now my personality fits my icon! heh
#8
Dragonhelm
Aug 25, 2003 17:03:48 Oompa. Oompa. Doo-ba-dee-doo....
#9
carteeg
Aug 25, 2003 17:46:22 Well... there would certainly be a kender deity. One that would borrow the world when the other deities were being careless enough to not be paying attention to it. And that kender deity would show the people a type of magic ANYONE can cast if they want to, including kender. And when that deity was strong enough, she'd do what she could to get rid of those big mean dragons that made all those Kendermore kender all depressed and sad... and she'd have clerics that can heal people so people would like her, and if people died they wouldn't leave so the living and dead could be friends together forever, and.... err... uhh........*cough*

Hrmm.... Maybe the deities should had forced Takhisis into a kender body instead.
#10
zombiegleemax
Aug 25, 2003 17:49:12 There would be no wars :P
#11
carteeg
Aug 25, 2003 17:52:56
There would be no wars.

Only massive pie fights. (Loser gets dumped into a large punch bowl.)
#12
zombiegleemax
Aug 25, 2003 17:58:39 Seems to be a lot of thoughts on 'not dangerous' or ' no chance of being harmed'.

Now THAT sounds awefully boring, I'd have to say that a wild and crazy adventure that can be re-told again and again and again ... and again... is not that wild and crazy at all if we didn't indeed come across dangerous monsters that are capable of eating a man whole, now THAT would be a sight, I hope the monster would eat someone that's bad though, because I wouldn't want to be the one eaten...

Then again... IMAGINE what that would be like!! WOW!!

So, there'd be plenty of danger, and lots of chances of dying or being horribly maimed... of course being nimble quick thinking Kender, that'd never happen, but the chance is there, and that's what makes it exciting!!

I wonder what it feels like being skinned alive.. probably not that good, but I've never personally had it happen, so I really can't say... of course, Uncle Swiftpants ( a nickname of course, for his pants always seemed to take off without him ) heard about this guy, through a friend of a friend that......
#13
Nived
Aug 26, 2003 1:22:15 Jeez, now that you've got me started you've got me begging for an excuse to dump the PCs (Perhaps after a time travel accident or a run in with a particularly large Gnome invention that happened to be 'Oops'ed by a Kender) into a world that is somehow run by Kender, Kender are dominate and the world is a Kender Paradise...

I might have to envoke Call of Cthuhlu sanity rules for that session....
#14
jonesy
Aug 26, 2003 3:39:43 'Somewhere deep in space there rests a tiny pink/green/yellow/blue world. It has twenty-five moons, all different shape and size and color and smell and composition. The sun near it casts perpetual rainbows in every direction. This strange place is ruled by a single god, a kender known as the Mistress of FunFunFun.'
#15
zombiegleemax
Aug 26, 2003 5:22:45 It would be really cool. suddenly u'd see a gigantic kender hand pick u up and shove u in a gigantic bag with all those cool things that kenders have. He'd pick 2 animals and would play with them as if they were toys, walking up and down cliffs, it would be reaaaaaally cool :D
#16
zombiegleemax
Aug 26, 2003 7:51:46 I imagine a Kender would somehow manage to make the world exactly as it is currently. Plenty of opportunity for adventure, plenty of danger, several trinkets of interest, people to baffle with stories, locks to pick, places to explore, places to roam, etc.

If everything's fantastical, then it's normal. Even a kender would come to understand that, after a time (perhaps a loooong era of the things mentioned above).
#17
Los_Grak
Aug 26, 2003 8:41:49 It would be an ever changing world. One that was never the same for more than a few minutes. I mean, could you imagine a bored Kender on a planet run by Kender? Talk about catastrophe. Think of it like a dream world where everything runs together and none of it makes sense or has to do with the previous events.

And the planet would probably be called Rumyunyunson........son.
#18
zombiegleemax
Aug 26, 2003 17:57:08 I think the world would be a very intresting place if kender made it. It would be totaly chaotic and you would never be able to find it. I agree it would be changing constantly and there would be so much danger and chaos. There would be new strange creatures like a dragon,giraffe ,and a monkey combined( with thousands if not millions of other combinations). =)

The two main word there would be fun and chaos. It would in a matter of minutes drive any intellegent being insane other than kender. Everything would be lost and found so many times it would be impossible to keep track of. The world would of course be changing constantly and would never be the same twice. THere would be cities made of totally candy ( alot like in the book kendermore).

They would have at least one God and that god would be continualy aquiring anything and everything changing the world constantly. There would be kender mages(a SCARY thought) Or every kender necromancers( and even SCARIER thought.

All together it would be a Very intresting place. I Wish i could go there !

Once a adventerer was asked which he would rather face: a red dragon, a brigade of ogres , a troop of trolls, a army of goblins, a death knight , or a bored kender. His replie " I would face all of them combined as long as i dont have to face the bored kender!

I kender had a god, the world would be a intresting place, you just wouldnt be able to find anything!

Fizban

The problem is not getting the kender to talk, its getting him to Shut Up!

Master Interigater
#19
zombiegleemax
Aug 26, 2003 17:57:11 I think the world would be a very intresting place if kender made it. It would be totaly chaotic and you would never be able to find it. I agree it would be changing constantly and there would be so much danger and chaos. There would be new strange creatures like a dragon,giraffe ,and a monkey combined( with thousands if not millions of other combinations). =)

The two main word there would be fun and chaos. It would in a matter of minutes drive any intellegent being insane other than kender. Everything would be lost and found so many times it would be impossible to keep track of. The world would of course be changing constantly and would never be the same twice. THere would be cities made of totally candy ( alot like in the book kendermore).

They would have at least one God and that god would be continualy aquiring anything and everything changing the world constantly. There would be kender mages(a SCARY thought) Or every kender necromancers( and even SCARIER thought.

All together it would be a Very intresting place. I Wish i could go there !

Once a adventerer was asked which he would rather face: a red dragon, a brigade of ogres , a troop of trolls, a army of goblins, a death knight , or a bored kender. His replie " I would face all of them combined as long as i dont have to face the bored kender!

I kender had a god, the world would be a intresting place, you just wouldnt be able to find anything!

Fizban

The problem is not getting the kender to talk, its getting him to Shut Up!

Master Interigater
#20
zombiegleemax
Aug 26, 2003 17:57:13 I think the world would be a very intresting place if kender made it. It would be totaly chaotic and you would never be able to find it. I agree it would be changing constantly and there would be so much danger and chaos. There would be new strange creatures like a dragon,giraffe ,and a monkey combined( with thousands if not millions of other combinations). =)

The two main word there would be fun and chaos. It would in a matter of minutes drive any intellegent being insane other than kender. Everything would be lost and found so many times it would be impossible to keep track of. The world would of course be changing constantly and would never be the same twice. THere would be cities made of totally candy ( alot like in the book kendermore).

They would have at least one God and that god would be continualy aquiring anything and everything changing the world constantly. There would be kender mages(a SCARY thought) Or every kender necromancers( and even SCARIER thought.

All together it would be a Very intresting place. I Wish i could go there !

Once a adventerer was asked which he would rather face: a red dragon, a brigade of ogres , a troop of trolls, a army of goblins, a death knight , or a bored kender. His replie " I would face all of them combined as long as i dont have to face the bored kender!

I kender had a god, the world would be a intresting place, you just wouldnt be able to find anything!

Fizban

The problem is not getting the kender to talk, its getting him to Shut Up!

Master Interigater
#21
zombiegleemax
Aug 26, 2003 18:00:43 OOPs clicked to many times SORRY a little new to this and a little impatiant SORRY hehe

LOL

SORRY again
#22
zombiegleemax
Aug 26, 2003 20:15:25 I have no clue what it would be like, but I want to go there! :D

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 zombiegleemax Aug 25, 2003 12:18:44	What would the world be like if kender made it ??? Any ideas ??? If only i could recreate the world ahh but that is folly.
#2 zombiegleemax Aug 25, 2003 12:27:33	Well lets see, floating countries, lava and poison instead of water, trees that drop endless piles of shiny trinkets. Big fluffy dragons that growl and threaten but then open their mouths and let you run down their throats into their bellies filled with gold and pretty rocks. Huge cities filled with endless shelves and boxes and chests and pockets.
#3 jonesy Aug 25, 2003 13:02:19	Crystal stairs up to a moon. And the moon made of nothing but locks. Billions of locks of every kind. Fields that grow candy. Everything is terrible and exiting but nothing is deadly to kender. Magical items rain from the sky every thursday. And every kender is a mage.
#4 B-naa Aug 25, 2003 13:24:14	Ok, now I'm scared, this truely is a very disturbing line of thought.
#5 kipper_snifferdoo_02 Aug 25, 2003 16:15:21	If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it You want to change the world There's nothing to it Come with me And you'll be in a world of pure imagination Take a look and you'll see into your imagination We'll begin with a spin Traveling in a world of my creation What you'll see will defy explanation :88E: If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it You want to change the world There's nothing to it Thre is no life I know :sad: To compare with pure imagination Living there you'll be free If you truly wish to be
#6 zombiegleemax Aug 25, 2003 16:22:20	Originally posted by Kipper Snifferdoo If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it You want to change the world There's nothing to it Come with me And you'll be in a world of pure imagination Take a look and you'll see into your imagination We'll begin with a spin Traveling in a world of my creation What you'll see will defy explanation :88E: If you want to view paradise Simply look around and view it Anything you want to, do it You want to change the world There's nothing to it Thre is no life I know :sad: To compare with pure imagination Living there you'll be free If you truly wish to be gets a mental image of Johnny Depp singing that song as he sails the Black Peral down a river of bubbling soda pop, with umpaloompas designed by Tim Burton.... CURSE YOU KIPPER! >.<; Christopher
#7 kipper_snifferdoo_02 Aug 25, 2003 16:36:03	Originally posted by Stormprince gets a mental image of Johnny Depp singing that song as he sails the Black Peral down a river of bubbling soda pop, with umpaloompas designed by Tim Burton.... CURSE YOU KIPPER! >.<; Christopher Dude, you are working WAYYY to hard... ;) "Is it raining? Is it pouring? Is a hurricane a blowing? GASP! Not a speck of Light is showing so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES! AHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHG!!!!!!!" Hey! Now my personality fits my icon! heh
#8 Dragonhelm Aug 25, 2003 17:03:48	Oompa. Oompa. Doo-ba-dee-doo....
#9 carteeg Aug 25, 2003 17:46:22	Well... there would certainly be a kender deity. One that would borrow the world when the other deities were being careless enough to not be paying attention to it. And that kender deity would show the people a type of magic ANYONE can cast if they want to, including kender. And when that deity was strong enough, she'd do what she could to get rid of those big mean dragons that made all those Kendermore kender all depressed and sad... and she'd have clerics that can heal people so people would like her, and if people died they wouldn't leave so the living and dead could be friends together forever, and.... err... uhh........cough Hrmm.... Maybe the deities should had forced Takhisis into a kender body instead.
#10 zombiegleemax Aug 25, 2003 17:49:12	There would be no wars :P
#11 carteeg Aug 25, 2003 17:52:56	There would be no wars. Only massive pie fights. (Loser gets dumped into a large punch bowl.)
#12 zombiegleemax Aug 25, 2003 17:58:39	Seems to be a lot of thoughts on 'not dangerous' or ' no chance of being harmed'. Now THAT sounds awefully boring, I'd have to say that a wild and crazy adventure that can be re-told again and again and again ... and again... is not that wild and crazy at all if we didn't indeed come across dangerous monsters that are capable of eating a man whole, now THAT would be a sight, I hope the monster would eat someone that's bad though, because I wouldn't want to be the one eaten... Then again... IMAGINE what that would be like!! WOW!! So, there'd be plenty of danger, and lots of chances of dying or being horribly maimed... of course being nimble quick thinking Kender, that'd never happen, but the chance is there, and that's what makes it exciting!! I wonder what it feels like being skinned alive.. probably not that good, but I've never personally had it happen, so I really can't say... of course, Uncle Swiftpants ( a nickname of course, for his pants always seemed to take off without him ) heard about this guy, through a friend of a friend that......
#13 Nived Aug 26, 2003 1:22:15	Jeez, now that you've got me started you've got me begging for an excuse to dump the PCs (Perhaps after a time travel accident or a run in with a particularly large Gnome invention that happened to be 'Oops'ed by a Kender) into a world that is somehow run by Kender, Kender are dominate and the world is a Kender Paradise... I might have to envoke Call of Cthuhlu sanity rules for that session....
#14 jonesy Aug 26, 2003 3:39:43	'Somewhere deep in space there rests a tiny pink/green/yellow/blue world. It has twenty-five moons, all different shape and size and color and smell and composition. The sun near it casts perpetual rainbows in every direction. This strange place is ruled by a single god, a kender known as the Mistress of FunFunFun.'
#15 zombiegleemax Aug 26, 2003 5:22:45	It would be really cool. suddenly u'd see a gigantic kender hand pick u up and shove u in a gigantic bag with all those cool things that kenders have. He'd pick 2 animals and would play with them as if they were toys, walking up and down cliffs, it would be reaaaaaally cool :D
#16 zombiegleemax Aug 26, 2003 7:51:46	I imagine a Kender would somehow manage to make the world exactly as it is currently. Plenty of opportunity for adventure, plenty of danger, several trinkets of interest, people to baffle with stories, locks to pick, places to explore, places to roam, etc. If everything's fantastical, then it's normal. Even a kender would come to understand that, after a time (perhaps a loooong era of the things mentioned above).
#17 Los_Grak Aug 26, 2003 8:41:49	It would be an ever changing world. One that was never the same for more than a few minutes. I mean, could you imagine a bored Kender on a planet run by Kender? Talk about catastrophe. Think of it like a dream world where everything runs together and none of it makes sense or has to do with the previous events. And the planet would probably be called Rumyunyunson........son.
#18 zombiegleemax Aug 26, 2003 17:57:08	I think the world would be a very intresting place if kender made it. It would be totaly chaotic and you would never be able to find it. I agree it would be changing constantly and there would be so much danger and chaos. There would be new strange creatures like a dragon,giraffe ,and a monkey combined( with thousands if not millions of other combinations). =) The two main word there would be fun and chaos. It would in a matter of minutes drive any intellegent being insane other than kender. Everything would be lost and found so many times it would be impossible to keep track of. The world would of course be changing constantly and would never be the same twice. THere would be cities made of totally candy ( alot like in the book kendermore). They would have at least one God and that god would be continualy aquiring anything and everything changing the world constantly. There would be kender mages(a SCARY thought) Or every kender necromancers( and even SCARIER thought. All together it would be a Very intresting place. I Wish i could go there ! Once a adventerer was asked which he would rather face: a red dragon, a brigade of ogres , a troop of trolls, a army of goblins, a death knight , or a bored kender. His replie " I would face all of them combined as long as i dont have to face the bored kender! I kender had a god, the world would be a intresting place, you just wouldnt be able to find anything! Fizban The problem is not getting the kender to talk, its getting him to Shut Up! Master Interigater
#19 zombiegleemax Aug 26, 2003 17:57:11	I think the world would be a very intresting place if kender made it. It would be totaly chaotic and you would never be able to find it. I agree it would be changing constantly and there would be so much danger and chaos. There would be new strange creatures like a dragon,giraffe ,and a monkey combined( with thousands if not millions of other combinations). =) The two main word there would be fun and chaos. It would in a matter of minutes drive any intellegent being insane other than kender. Everything would be lost and found so many times it would be impossible to keep track of. The world would of course be changing constantly and would never be the same twice. THere would be cities made of totally candy ( alot like in the book kendermore). They would have at least one God and that god would be continualy aquiring anything and everything changing the world constantly. There would be kender mages(a SCARY thought) Or every kender necromancers( and even SCARIER thought. All together it would be a Very intresting place. I Wish i could go there ! Once a adventerer was asked which he would rather face: a red dragon, a brigade of ogres , a troop of trolls, a army of goblins, a death knight , or a bored kender. His replie " I would face all of them combined as long as i dont have to face the bored kender! I kender had a god, the world would be a intresting place, you just wouldnt be able to find anything! Fizban The problem is not getting the kender to talk, its getting him to Shut Up! Master Interigater
#20 zombiegleemax Aug 26, 2003 17:57:13	I think the world would be a very intresting place if kender made it. It would be totaly chaotic and you would never be able to find it. I agree it would be changing constantly and there would be so much danger and chaos. There would be new strange creatures like a dragon,giraffe ,and a monkey combined( with thousands if not millions of other combinations). =) The two main word there would be fun and chaos. It would in a matter of minutes drive any intellegent being insane other than kender. Everything would be lost and found so many times it would be impossible to keep track of. The world would of course be changing constantly and would never be the same twice. THere would be cities made of totally candy ( alot like in the book kendermore). They would have at least one God and that god would be continualy aquiring anything and everything changing the world constantly. There would be kender mages(a SCARY thought) Or every kender necromancers( and even SCARIER thought. All together it would be a Very intresting place. I Wish i could go there ! Once a adventerer was asked which he would rather face: a red dragon, a brigade of ogres , a troop of trolls, a army of goblins, a death knight , or a bored kender. His replie " I would face all of them combined as long as i dont have to face the bored kender! I kender had a god, the world would be a intresting place, you just wouldnt be able to find anything! Fizban The problem is not getting the kender to talk, its getting him to Shut Up! Master Interigater
#21 zombiegleemax Aug 26, 2003 18:00:43	OOPs clicked to many times SORRY a little new to this and a little impatiant SORRY hehe LOL SORRY again
#22 zombiegleemax Aug 26, 2003 20:15:25	I have no clue what it would be like, but I want to go there! :D