Who in the what can go where?

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#1

zombiegleemax

Dec 11, 2003 12:14:23
I was wondering, does the Lady's ban on gods include only gods, or can Asmodeus go for a stroll through the hive? And if he can't around where does she draw the line?
#2

Shemeska_the_Marauder

Dec 11, 2003 13:08:37
Generally speaking The Lady draws the line at divine beings and anyone powerful enough that their presence in Sigil would be a major disruption or a potential hazard to the city.

As such She allows divine proxies, though they of course have to watch their conduct, but there's a few resident proxies around the city, both confirmed and rumored. Even if the deities cannot themselves enter Sigil they try and have a hand within anyways. But of course if they ever tried to influence events too much they might find themselves looking for a new proxy...

Archfiends, Archcelestials, Slaad Lords, perhaps Modrons of Secundi rank and above (though Primus is rather stationary in Regulus so its a moot point) are all barred from entering Sigil. This likely includes lesser fiendish nobility such as Dukes of Hell and unique Tanar'ri that are not yet rulers of individual layers.

As far as inner planar creatures I can't say for a fact, but it likely would include noble Djinn of all four elemental types, plus any Archomentals would be barred.

Heck, there's instances for pit fiends and balors being barred from Sigil since in general their presence would be rather disruptive. Imagine one of each type meeting in the Hive. The destruction would be not inconsiderable...
#3

zombiegleemax

Dec 11, 2003 14:41:45
ignore this. shemeska was right.
#4

sildatorak

Dec 11, 2003 16:55:26
I doubt that any significant portion of noble genies would be banned, since they constitute about 1% of the population of their respective races. It would be like banning all greater Baatezu and the higher ranking lessers also. That's not to say that some noble genies wouldn't be banned, particularly the more powerful ones in the courts of the Grand Sultan, the Khan, the Caliphs, or the Padisha.
#5

Shemeska_the_Marauder

Dec 11, 2003 18:15:53
Hmm, perhaps using the term noble genie was inappropriate. I admit that the inner planes and the genies in particular are one of my weak points in planar lore.

When I said noble genies I meant for example the Sultan of the Efreet and some of his immediate lesser ranking nobles in his court. The noble genies in general seem to be less powerful than for example a Duke of Baator. If so then there's no real reason to out and out ban them from Sigil, especially as how more trouble is likely to come of Outer planar persons in Sigil than inner planar ones. Excepting Mephits whose only purpose in life is to both annoy people and serve as things for me to hurt when I feel in the mood to do so.

See Xanxost's theory of "Nobody misses Mephits when they're gone." ;)
#6

factol_rhys_dup

Dec 11, 2003 20:47:11
I don't think anyone's really proven that Asmodeus can leave his realm anyway. I've heard a lot of rumors that he's trapped in Nessus ice and uses a projected image to communicate with his underlings.
#7

bob_the_efreet

Dec 12, 2003 6:37:40
Originally posted by Factol Rhys
I don't think anyone's really proven that Asmodeus can leave his realm anyway. I've heard a lot of rumors that he's trapped in Nessus ice and uses a projected image to communicate with his underlings.

Whoa! Whoa! Watch it! Last person I heard spouting that kind of chant turned up a week later in four planes.
#8

zombiegleemax

Dec 12, 2003 11:18:40
But this is Rhys we're talking about here. She hears the Cadence, remember? So she'll know if someone's coming to put her in the dead-book.
#9

MephitJames

Dec 12, 2003 15:15:02
Originally posted by Shemeska the Marauder
Excepting Mephits whose only purpose in life is to both annoy people and serve as things for me to hurt when I feel in the mood to do so.

See Xanxost's theory of "Nobody misses Mephits when they're gone." ;)

First of all, I can think of plenty around the multiverse who wouldn't miss a coniving jackal-face when she's scribed.

Secondly the Lady has only gotten her blades in a bunch about sods who threaten her hold on the planes. The way I see it, powers are only in the same category as berks who are powerful enough to control realm-sized parts of planes, like the Lords of the Nine, high-up modron berks, or the Tanar'ri Lords who control layers. And, of course, the Archomentals.

The djinni, slaadi, etc. only control little kingdoms, puny things in the face of infinity. You might as well say that the sodding Lich Queen of the githyanki or the heads of the Gate Towns are barred from the Cage.
#10

primemover003

Dec 12, 2003 15:25:19
...Well the chant is old Vlaaki herself is taking up space as an entry in the Dead Book!!! I'm not sure I believe the Zerth who told me, but he was with a Gish and they weren't fighting each other!

And why in all the Nine Hells wouldn't Her Serenity allow berks like Flatnose Grim, Byrri Ymoril, or even Quentil Paracs into the Cage? Their naught more than provincial Hoi Polloi. Sure oddities like Wrath and Master Trader wouldn't be able to enter, one's stuck in a mud hole and the other's a walking planar gate... But didn't a creature who's mouth was a Portal show up in the Cage during the time of Four Doors? I heard Estevan may know.
#11

zombiegleemax

Dec 12, 2003 16:22:49
The Genie Lords (the Grand Sultan of the Efreeti, Caliph of the Djinn, Khan of the Dao and Padishah of the Marids) are all Greater Powers.
#12

zombiegleemax

Dec 12, 2003 18:37:27
So basically....any non-diety who is going to screw with stuff. K. vaugely related question. In your opinion cant you take an artifact into sigil or would the lady slam the door in your face?
#13

zombiegleemax

Dec 12, 2003 18:55:15
Depends on the artifact, what it can do, and what you intend to do with it.
#14

Shemeska_the_Marauder

Dec 12, 2003 19:50:43
Exactly, depends on the artifact on a case by case basis. There's been artifacts in Sigil before. The Lady likely won't ban you for bringing it into Sigil, probably won't care. It's also likely that using the artifact, depending again on what it does, it simply might not work, or you may be mazed or flayed if it harms the city.

For example, using a wish spell to attempt to alter the city, it'll likely just fizzle. Anything that would impose your will and control over the city itself, and not its inhabitants (after all the old factions did that for over 700 years), is likely to cause trouble for you.

Its ill defined and tricky ground, and likely left to each individual DM to determine what happens. For example in my own campaign, an Artifact known as the Shadow Sorcelled Key (rumored to have been used in canon during the Clueless Rebellion) was found beneath the streets of Sigil and abused to an extent to open portals beneath sods in order to kill them.

The Lady was not pleased. When the key passed into the offenders hand there was a Cagequake from the Hive, to The Lady's Ward, to the Lower Ward. She was not pleased.

Whether The Lady could directly act upon the offending party or not was a curious question, but eventually the person with the key was recalled to Khin-Oin and nearly beaten to within an inch of her life, and returned with the key to Sigil missing an arm and an eye. The key was not abused again. So maybe The Lady could have acted, but knew She didn't need to act because the situation would rectify itself externally...
#15

MephitJames

Dec 13, 2003 12:07:23
I think that's just it. The Lady always seems to know when she should act and when she shouldn't, such as the Faction War where she was mysteriously inactive even though the Cage itself was threatened. In fact she closed all the portals to pressure cook the whole situation. It's not a far stretch to guess that the Lady is aware of all events in the Cage and can divine their probable outcomes. If some berk brings an artifact in, she'll act when she needs to and if she needs to. The Shadow Sorcelled Key business sorted itself out so she didn't step in because she knew it wasn't neccessary.
Her Ladyship's always a tricky subject and most berks can't tell when she's going to act and when she isn't. Maybe she's omniscient or maybe she's barmy. Cryonax knows which is right.
#16

Shemeska_the_Marauder

Dec 13, 2003 23:13:17
Originally posted by Mephit James
If some berk brings an artifact in, she'll act when she needs to and if she needs to. The Shadow Sorcelled Key business sorted itself out so she didn't step in because she knew it wasn't neccessary.

Exactly!:D
#17

zombiegleemax

Dec 14, 2003 0:49:36
Yes, but what would happen in the following situation:

DM: You see a robed lady, with blades for hair and metallic skin, floating above the ground in front of you.

Clueless PC: I shoot her with my assualt rifle.
#18

zombiegleemax

Dec 14, 2003 1:06:39
The bullets'd probably do nothing, as they probably wouldn't do anything to even a bunch of Fiends. And then the Lady would kill the offender. She doesn't act often, but, ew that'd be messy.
#19

zombiegleemax

Dec 14, 2003 3:47:07
That berk would be in for a flaying.
#20

factol_rhys_dup

Dec 14, 2003 11:32:57
OC: I don't think the Lady would do anything that dramatic, with bullets ricocheting off. I think the gun wouldn't fire, and then the berk would simply be mazed. I doubt some berk who thinks he can gun down the Lady of Pain has even earned himself a flaying.
#21

MephitJames

Dec 14, 2003 12:12:52
I want to know why the Lady has only two punishments, and both of them awful. I mean a body either gets flayed like a kyton's favorite teddy or locked away in a nightmarish maze. What if someone's just mouthing off? You'd think there'd be at least one case of Her Ladyship giving some sod a shiner and leaving it at that... Although if word got out she was getting soft people start resisting then it'd be nothing but work work work all the time.
#22

factol_rhys_dup

Dec 14, 2003 12:23:07
Good point, James. That's why I've come up with a new proposal:
Flaying, Mazing, and now: Backhanding! What happens when you just go around filching hammers from Dabus? Why, the Lady glides over and slaps you around for a while. She hits hard, and I hear she wears leather gloves under those billowy sleeves.
Either that or permanent exile to the Hive.

*Oh no, it's that barmy imposter who pretends to be Rhys! Disregard everything she just said, as it's all addled screed.*
#23

primemover003

Dec 14, 2003 17:07:26
Badmouth Her Serenity all you want... She doesn't care. Pride isn't an emotion that could be attributed to the Lady. And if you were that vociferous in your spouting screed most of the residents of the Cage would just ignore you and eventually avoid you. In fact Cagers would probably take you for a complete Barmy and hip you into the Gatehouse "for observation" thus the Lady needs not worry about you at all.
#24

zombiegleemax

Dec 14, 2003 18:04:55
Originally posted by primemover003
Badmouth Her Serenity all you want... She doesn't care. Pride isn't an emotion that could be attributed to the Lady. And if you were that vociferous in your spouting screed most of the residents of the Cage would just ignore you and eventually avoid you. In fact Cagers would probably take you for a complete Barmy and hip you into the Gatehouse "for observation" thus the Lady needs not worry about you at all.

She only starts caring if people start *believing* what you are saying (its been said once its been said a million times on the outer planes belief is power) and don't avoid you like the plague. Thats when you become a threat and thats when you go away to a happy place. (Well its not happy so much as a horrible exercise in madness if you're mazed or an excruciating death if you're flayed, but you get what I mean.)
Also you don't have to offend the lady to get flayed, all you have to do is get touched by her shadow. Granted she does flay people deliberately as well, but if someone doesn't get out of the way and the shadow passes over them...well, the newly formed sanitation guild has its work cut out for them.
#25

Shemeska_the_Marauder

Dec 15, 2003 0:04:24
Originally posted by nick012000
Yes, but what would happen in the following situation:

DM: You see a robed lady, with blades for hair and metallic skin, floating above the ground in front of you.

Clueless PC: I shoot her with my assualt rifle.

Well I doubt that The Lady would manifest into a situation such as that. She seems to have an uncanny sense of when and where to appear to avoid such situations with the Clueless, and to appear only when needed (even if it seems at random there at the moment).

But if indeed some leatherheaded clueless did something as suicidal as that I would think The Lady wouldn't pause to so much as regard them, but instead Her shadow would instantly leap out and turn the bullet into a hundred bits of white hot slag to scatter across the street. Her shadow wouldn't stop there and the offending sod would be unceremoniously turned into a bloody smear on the pavement in short order. No save. No true ressurection. Just a stare from the DM and the people in Sigil before then ran from the scene, and 4d6 for the player.
#26

sildatorak

Dec 15, 2003 3:38:49
If I were the Lady, I would maze the berk the instant his finger hit the trigger.

Clueless berk's DM: "You flinch as the gun recoils into your shoulder, blinking for just an instant. When you open your eyes, the lady with the blades and robes is gone."
Clueless berk's Player: "Is there any blood?"
DM: "No. In fact, as you look around, it seems like everyone else scattered off. No one is around at all."
Player: "I'll go look for someone to tell me what just happened."
#27

bob_the_efreet

Dec 15, 2003 18:16:24
Backhanding, huh? I like it