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#1
baron_the_curse
Jan 14, 2004 2:41:26 You’re all invited to witness Antonio Banderas and teenage Anakin Skywalker fight it out in a pay-per-view, no-holds-barred, Texas-helicopter-bungee-cord-chainsaw-death-match-extravaganza.
#2
themind
Jan 14, 2004 3:05:47 I guess I'll bite. And I'll say what everyone is thinking.

HUH???
#3
The_White_Sorcerer
Jan 14, 2004 7:09:04
Originally posted by themind
HUH???

My thoughts exactly.
#4
kipper_snifferdoo_02
Jan 14, 2004 7:26:52 Well I don't know about you guys, but my money is on Antonio Banderas. As long as he's not sporting that pencil thin mustache. (Yes, I think that would impede his performance.)
#5
wooly
Jan 14, 2004 10:28:23 Not even John Woo could make that work.
#6
drachasor
Jan 14, 2004 12:07:00
Originally posted by Kipper Snifferdoo
Well I don't know about you guys, but my money is on Antonio Banderas. As long as he's not sporting that pencil thin mustache. (Yes, I think that would impede his performance.)

Ahh, but Anakin's whining can't be gotten rid of, and that would impede his performance no matter what. : )

-Drachasor

PS. Yoda's forgotten line: "Pubescence lead to Teen Angst, Teen angst leads to whining, whining leads to the dark side"
#7
baron_the_curse
Jan 14, 2004 16:35:40
Originally posted by Kipper Snifferdoo
Well I don't know about you guys, but my money is on Antonio Banderas. As long as he's not sporting that pencil thin mustache. (Yes, I think that would impede his performance.)

The Emperor has dissolved your pants permanently. Fear will keep the local systems in line, fear of your lack of pants....!
#8
zombiegleemax
Jan 14, 2004 17:01:39 How can you have Antonio Banderas versus a fictional character? Anakin Skywalker is not real. I'm not the only one confused. What are you talking about?
#9
baron_the_curse
Jan 15, 2004 1:27:01 The annoying teenager that played Anakin Skywalker.
#10
zombiegleemax
Jan 15, 2004 7:06:38 And why is he fighting Antonio Banderas?
#11
The_White_Sorcerer
Jan 15, 2004 8:45:46 And what the Abyss does any of this have to do with Dragonlance.
#12
drachasor
Jan 15, 2004 12:55:35
Originally posted by The White Sorcerer
And what the Abyss does any of this have to do with Dragonlance.

I *knew* Takhisis was behind this!

-Drachasor
#13
b4real
Jan 15, 2004 13:13:09
Originally posted by Baron the Curse
You’re all invited to witness Antonio Banderas and teenage Anakin Skywalker fight it out in a pay-per-view, no-holds-barred, Texas-helicopter-bungee-cord-chainsaw-death-match-extravaganza.

My question is: What does this have to do with Dragonlance ?

~B4Real
#14
evilmrstubbe
Jan 17, 2004 11:56:21 I don't care about what this has to do with Dragonlance, I only want to know how much a pay-per-view of this quality would run and if it will be available everywhere.
#15
baron_the_curse
Jan 18, 2004 1:35:09 It will be available everywhere!

Mr. Banderas promises to rip-off young Anakin’s Medulla Oblongata and beat him with it, while teenage Vader promises to whine and whimper with sudden bursts of savagery with the chainsaw. Exciting!
#16
zombiegleemax
Jan 18, 2004 6:32:56 *Tearing hair out in a frustrated, sobbing manner*

I still don't know what you're talking about!!

Oh... and wouldn't it be ripping out the medulla oblongata?
#17
The_White_Sorcerer
Jan 18, 2004 9:31:35 Okay, Mr. Spammer. Please explain what the Abyss this is all about and what it has to do with Dragonlance.

Your next reply had better be a valid explanation to this thread.
#18
baron_the_curse
Jan 18, 2004 13:41:28 Pddisc, you’re right, it would be ripping out, but this is coming from Mr. Bandera’s.

Sorcerer, I’ll quote Family Guy, “I guess you’ll just have to develop a sense of humor”.

So, don't worry, ripping out teenage Anakin's Medulla Oblongata is about as far as I'm going to go with this. The rest will just have to catch this electrifying match in pay-per-view!
#19
The_White_Sorcerer
Jan 18, 2004 18:10:42
Originally posted by Baron the Curse
“I guess you’ll just have to develop a sense of humor”.

I guess you'll just have to develop a sense of being reported to the moderators.
#20
baron_the_curse
Jan 18, 2004 19:48:48 Oh, I see, your upset over the arguments from the Eberron thread. Since this thread has just been a harmless joke at the expensive of what some off know as the 20th Level Mariachi gunslinger and the whining teenage Darth Vader.

Well, dude, get over it, and go ahead and report whatever it is you feel you need to report.
#21
The_White_Sorcerer
Jan 18, 2004 19:54:03
Originally posted by Baron the Curse
Well, dude, get over it, and go ahead and report whatever it is you feel you need to report.

This has absolutely nothing to do with Eberron.
I reported you for spamming.
This thread has nothing to do with Dragonlance. Nothing whatsoever.
#22
zombiegleemax
Jan 18, 2004 20:14:40 Dear White Sorcerer,

On behalf of everyone with a sense of humour i'd just like to say "Have a coke and a smile, and shut the %@#$ up"

Having been a huge fan of "Classic" star wars, I can honestly say that i'd love to see anyone kill young Anakin.

So in summary, if you like jokes read this thread, if not don't.
Surely this one thread isn't the only one your whining extends to, perhaps you should spend some more time on the others.
#23
The_White_Sorcerer
Jan 18, 2004 20:21:03 Nothing against jokes.
But this is, unless you didn't realize, the Dragonlance forum. Not the Star Wars forum. Or the Antonio Banderas forum. So the thread is off topic on this forum, and thus spam.
If you're going to post jokes on a Dragonlance forum, make them Dragonlance jokes.

And, FYI, I don't whine. Ever.
#24
baron_the_curse
Jan 18, 2004 20:26:31 Tyralion, if you remember in Episode II when Anakin use some weird analogy with sand being rough and Padme skin being silky soft or some nonsense, see right there, I snapped.

Now all we have is classic Star Wars.

Sorcerer, you’re still being too uptight.

Besides if not for you this thread would have died already. I could just start talking about the possibility of a Dragonlance movie but that topic has been talked to death.
#25
zombiegleemax
Jan 18, 2004 21:31:23 Tyralion, who is this White Sorcerer? Sounds something of a whiny bi-ach to me.

And for the record, Anakin eats choad. You want Dragonlance world relevance? He eats draconican choad. You want even more?
I'd like to see him versus Sturm in a no-hold-barred, Solamnia style, ladder-chainsaw-folding chair match, culminating in the second greatest knight ever to walk the world of Krynn ripping out his medulla oblongata.

Harsh, but fair.

:D
#26
zombiegleemax
Jan 18, 2004 21:50:21 Anakin = Derek Crownguard

What more relevance do you need?

Now back to episode II, you know Lucas had lost the plot when he decided he had to use CGI to make the sand red.

As for my breaking point, that would have to be the midi-clorians, seriously what was he smoking?
#27
baron_the_curse
Jan 19, 2004 5:25:22 He used CGI to make the sand red? Is he a moron? Did he know there was a cheaper way of getting red sand? Yeah, it’s call a miniaturize desert with red sand. But you need talent to pull that off, which he obviously lacks!

As for what he is smoking for once in my life I’ll say I want none of it.

As for the midiclorians I was amaze how he completely undid the myth of the Force, Jedi Knights, and the entire romance and fantasy that is Star Wars with a single word; midclorians. ::Sight::

It’s so sad.

Now for my Dragonlance reference, I always saw a parallel between Dragonlance and Star Wars. The first movie was open-end affair. I always felt Dragons of Autumn Twilight to be open-ended. Empire Strikes back was tragic. Dragons of Winter Night was tragic. And of course both The Jedi Returns and Dragons of Spring Dawning where fantastic climax to an incredible story that will survive the test of time.

P.S. Teenage Anakin should be hang by the balls and severely beaten with bats.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 baron_the_curse Jan 14, 2004 2:41:26	You’re all invited to witness Antonio Banderas and teenage Anakin Skywalker fight it out in a pay-per-view, no-holds-barred, Texas-helicopter-bungee-cord-chainsaw-death-match-extravaganza.
#2 themind Jan 14, 2004 3:05:47	I guess I'll bite. And I'll say what everyone is thinking. HUH???
#3 The_White_Sorcerer Jan 14, 2004 7:09:04	Originally posted by themind HUH??? My thoughts exactly.
#4 kipper_snifferdoo_02 Jan 14, 2004 7:26:52	Well I don't know about you guys, but my money is on Antonio Banderas. As long as he's not sporting that pencil thin mustache. (Yes, I think that would impede his performance.)
#5 wooly Jan 14, 2004 10:28:23	Not even John Woo could make that work.
#6 drachasor Jan 14, 2004 12:07:00	Originally posted by Kipper Snifferdoo Well I don't know about you guys, but my money is on Antonio Banderas. As long as he's not sporting that pencil thin mustache. (Yes, I think that would impede his performance.) Ahh, but Anakin's whining can't be gotten rid of, and that would impede his performance no matter what. : ) -Drachasor PS. Yoda's forgotten line: "Pubescence lead to Teen Angst, Teen angst leads to whining, whining leads to the dark side"
#7 baron_the_curse Jan 14, 2004 16:35:40	Originally posted by Kipper Snifferdoo Well I don't know about you guys, but my money is on Antonio Banderas. As long as he's not sporting that pencil thin mustache. (Yes, I think that would impede his performance.) The Emperor has dissolved your pants permanently. Fear will keep the local systems in line, fear of your lack of pants....!
#8 zombiegleemax Jan 14, 2004 17:01:39	How can you have Antonio Banderas versus a fictional character? Anakin Skywalker is not real. I'm not the only one confused. What are you talking about?
#9 baron_the_curse Jan 15, 2004 1:27:01	The annoying teenager that played Anakin Skywalker.
#10 zombiegleemax Jan 15, 2004 7:06:38	And why is he fighting Antonio Banderas?
#11 The_White_Sorcerer Jan 15, 2004 8:45:46	And what the Abyss does any of this have to do with Dragonlance.
#12 drachasor Jan 15, 2004 12:55:35	Originally posted by The White Sorcerer And what the Abyss does any of this have to do with Dragonlance. I knew Takhisis was behind this! -Drachasor
#13 b4real Jan 15, 2004 13:13:09	Originally posted by Baron the Curse You’re all invited to witness Antonio Banderas and teenage Anakin Skywalker fight it out in a pay-per-view, no-holds-barred, Texas-helicopter-bungee-cord-chainsaw-death-match-extravaganza. My question is: What does this have to do with Dragonlance ? ~B4Real
#14 evilmrstubbe Jan 17, 2004 11:56:21	I don't care about what this has to do with Dragonlance, I only want to know how much a pay-per-view of this quality would run and if it will be available everywhere.
#15 baron_the_curse Jan 18, 2004 1:35:09	It will be available everywhere! Mr. Banderas promises to rip-off young Anakin’s Medulla Oblongata and beat him with it, while teenage Vader promises to whine and whimper with sudden bursts of savagery with the chainsaw. Exciting!
#16 zombiegleemax Jan 18, 2004 6:32:56	Tearing hair out in a frustrated, sobbing manner I still don't know what you're talking about!! Oh... and wouldn't it be ripping out the medulla oblongata?
#17 The_White_Sorcerer Jan 18, 2004 9:31:35	Okay, Mr. Spammer. Please explain what the Abyss this is all about and what it has to do with Dragonlance. Your next reply had better be a valid explanation to this thread.
#18 baron_the_curse Jan 18, 2004 13:41:28	Pddisc, you’re right, it would be ripping out, but this is coming from Mr. Bandera’s. Sorcerer, I’ll quote Family Guy, “I guess you’ll just have to develop a sense of humor”. So, don't worry, ripping out teenage Anakin's Medulla Oblongata is about as far as I'm going to go with this. The rest will just have to catch this electrifying match in pay-per-view!
#19 The_White_Sorcerer Jan 18, 2004 18:10:42	Originally posted by Baron the Curse “I guess you’ll just have to develop a sense of humor”. I guess you'll just have to develop a sense of being reported to the moderators.
#20 baron_the_curse Jan 18, 2004 19:48:48	Oh, I see, your upset over the arguments from the Eberron thread. Since this thread has just been a harmless joke at the expensive of what some off know as the 20th Level Mariachi gunslinger and the whining teenage Darth Vader. Well, dude, get over it, and go ahead and report whatever it is you feel you need to report.
#21 The_White_Sorcerer Jan 18, 2004 19:54:03	Originally posted by Baron the Curse Well, dude, get over it, and go ahead and report whatever it is you feel you need to report. This has absolutely nothing to do with Eberron. I reported you for spamming. This thread has nothing to do with Dragonlance. Nothing whatsoever.
#22 zombiegleemax Jan 18, 2004 20:14:40	Dear White Sorcerer, On behalf of everyone with a sense of humour i'd just like to say "Have a coke and a smile, and shut the %@#$ up" Having been a huge fan of "Classic" star wars, I can honestly say that i'd love to see anyone kill young Anakin. So in summary, if you like jokes read this thread, if not don't. Surely this one thread isn't the only one your whining extends to, perhaps you should spend some more time on the others.
#23 The_White_Sorcerer Jan 18, 2004 20:21:03	Nothing against jokes. But this is, unless you didn't realize, the Dragonlance forum. Not the Star Wars forum. Or the Antonio Banderas forum. So the thread is off topic on this forum, and thus spam. If you're going to post jokes on a Dragonlance forum, make them Dragonlance jokes. And, FYI, I don't whine. Ever.
#24 baron_the_curse Jan 18, 2004 20:26:31	Tyralion, if you remember in Episode II when Anakin use some weird analogy with sand being rough and Padme skin being silky soft or some nonsense, see right there, I snapped. Now all we have is classic Star Wars. Sorcerer, you’re still being too uptight. Besides if not for you this thread would have died already. I could just start talking about the possibility of a Dragonlance movie but that topic has been talked to death.
#25 zombiegleemax Jan 18, 2004 21:31:23	Tyralion, who is this White Sorcerer? Sounds something of a whiny bi-ach to me. And for the record, Anakin eats choad. You want Dragonlance world relevance? He eats draconican choad. You want even more? I'd like to see him versus Sturm in a no-hold-barred, Solamnia style, ladder-chainsaw-folding chair match, culminating in the second greatest knight ever to walk the world of Krynn ripping out his medulla oblongata. Harsh, but fair. :D
#26 zombiegleemax Jan 18, 2004 21:50:21	Anakin = Derek Crownguard What more relevance do you need? Now back to episode II, you know Lucas had lost the plot when he decided he had to use CGI to make the sand red. As for my breaking point, that would have to be the midi-clorians, seriously what was he smoking?
#27 baron_the_curse Jan 19, 2004 5:25:22	He used CGI to make the sand red? Is he a moron? Did he know there was a cheaper way of getting red sand? Yeah, it’s call a miniaturize desert with red sand. But you need talent to pull that off, which he obviously lacks! As for what he is smoking for once in my life I’ll say I want none of it. As for the midiclorians I was amaze how he completely undid the myth of the Force, Jedi Knights, and the entire romance and fantasy that is Star Wars with a single word; midclorians. ::Sight:: It’s so sad. Now for my Dragonlance reference, I always saw a parallel between Dragonlance and Star Wars. The first movie was open-end affair. I always felt Dragons of Autumn Twilight to be open-ended. Empire Strikes back was tragic. Dragons of Winter Night was tragic. And of course both The Jedi Returns and Dragons of Spring Dawning where fantastic climax to an incredible story that will survive the test of time. P.S. Teenage Anakin should be hang by the balls and severely beaten with bats.