An Advertisement from a Tiefling

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#1

zombiegleemax

May 17, 2004 22:01:07
"That's right berks, finally got a crew of my own that I'm hirin out to anyone with the jink. Albeit said crew is filled with planetouched and the like. But with the bloods we got, we also can give services like none other.

Need a runner to filch that pitfiend heart from the Field of Nettles?

We'll do it!

Need a caravan guard for crossin between the Rib Cage all the way to Faunel?

We can lead and protect your wares!

Need to see if a Baatezu's about to pull a peel on you over a deal?

That's why our lawer's a modron.

Gotta get that one friend of yours out of the thick of the Blood War?

We know a nice recuperating spot on the Prime we can send him after he gets traumatized while we rescue the berk. Albeit we're gonna need some extra jink to get that Bleaker to help.

For all your needs in tight places, come to the Edge Bloods Mercenary company!

Now hiring and selling services at the Twilight's Blade Bar!
#2

zombiegleemax

May 18, 2004 10:02:55
As an alternate ad for/from a Tiefling...

"Come and see [insert name], the award-winning author of the new self-help book, Watching Your Own Back for Dummies, at the "Pike it, berk" Bookshop and Cafe!"
#3

zombiegleemax

May 18, 2004 12:25:56
"And don't forget to pick up your copy of "Cooking On the Lower Planes! Making Your Last Victim, Your Next Delicacy!"'

-Fringe Fartale, Tiefling Planewalker-