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Swimsuit Calendar of the Goddesses

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#1
maladaar
May 20, 2004 4:39:50 In light of the recent revelation of the image of Lunitari , I hereby cast my vote for SP to publish a swimsuit calendar of the goddesses of Krynn!!!

:D
#2
zombiegleemax
May 20, 2004 6:30:32 where did you see that?
#3
Dragonhelm
May 20, 2004 7:46:57 That's an old picture, and wasn't originally Lunitari. They just recycled some art there.

That looks to come from that freebie poster they had a few years back, around the beginnings of the 5th age.
#4
brimstone
May 20, 2004 9:42:34 Hmm...the least they could have done was color treat the art and given her red robes.

;)
#5
baron_the_curse
May 20, 2004 10:53:10 TSR was notoriously known for recycling art. I remember a picture of Tanis Half-Elven as the elf in the old Dragon Quest game.
#6
zombiegleemax
May 20, 2004 11:29:46
Originally posted by Baron the Curse
TSR was notoriously known for recycling art. I remember a picture of Tanis Half-Elven as the elf in the old Dragon Quest game.

Rofl, that's quite funny!
#7
zombiegleemax
May 20, 2004 12:19:05 Like I mentioned in an old post, almost all the gods were Recycled ;)

But personally, I don't think I'd wanna see Zeboim in a swimsuit... giant sea turtles just aren't my thing ;) lol
#8
wdarkk
May 20, 2004 15:12:35 Even with the lowest score on the Divine Array put into Charisma, she could still seduce like mad. Scary thought.
#9
maladaar
May 20, 2004 15:15:42 LOL <>.

C'mon, what is wrong with a giant sea turtle in a thong???

Brings up a point though, do most/all of the gods have a human form? Such as Paladine/Fizban, Takhisis/The Temptress? I would tend to think that each of them should have some sort of humanoid form.
#10
zombiegleemax
May 20, 2004 15:25:58 I would think they would. Seems that Takhisis and Paladine enjoyed being in humanoid form, but there's just been so little on the other gods that its hard to say.
And are there enough female deites for a 12 month calander?How about a Women of Dragonlance calander....something with new art. Yeah....I'd buy that. hehe Think about it WotC and/or SP!!! It could sell millions. :D
#11
zombiegleemax
May 20, 2004 15:45:06 No, there are only 6... though you could do 2 months for each, that would work out nicely ;)

Mishakel, Lunitari, Chislev, Shinare, Takhisis and Zeboim.
#12
wdarkk
May 20, 2004 15:56:45 19 Deities, 6 female? Dang that's a men's club.
#13
Dragonhelm
May 20, 2004 17:49:43
Originally posted by wdarkk
19 Deities, 6 female? Dang that's a men's club.

You do realize that many deities can appear to be either gender. Takhisis has been seen as a male, and Majere has been seen as a female.
#14
zombiegleemax
May 20, 2004 21:00:30
Originally posted by Dragonhelm
You do realize that many deities can appear to be either gender. Takhisis has been seen as a male, and Majere has been seen as a female.

Ok I'm officialy wierded out by that...
Thanks for ruining that for me there Dragonhelm.
#15
zombiegleemax
May 20, 2004 21:12:28
Originally posted by AlricLightwind
Ok I'm officialy wierded out by that...
Thanks for ruining that for me there Dragonhelm.

lol, some are neither, according to the TofL book

Paladine - Male or genderless
Majere - Male and female
Morigon - Male and female ("Those unfortunate enough to encounter this reclusive god see a rotting humanoid corpse - neither male nor female - topped with a goat's head.
Sirrion - Male or none (fiery energy)
Chislev the Beast - Female (usually), male (occasionally)
Shinare - Female (generally), male (to humans and dwarves)

Yeah, interesting lol
#16
zombiegleemax
May 20, 2004 21:23:34
Originally posted by Darlantan
lol, some are neither, according to the TofL book

Paladine - Male or genderless
Majere - Male and female
Morigon - Male and female ("Those unfortunate enough to encounter this reclusive god see a rotting humanoid corpse - neither male nor female - topped with a goat's head.
Sirrion - Male or none (fiery energy)
Chislev the Beast - Female (usually), male (occasionally)
Shinare - Female (generally), male (to humans and dwarves)

Yeah, interesting lol

Im sure Shinare is male to dwarves because of patriarchy. Sirrion and Shinare are lovers so they have genders. And add to the fact they were all males in the beginning. Should have more females though
#17
Dragonhelm
May 20, 2004 21:31:32
Originally posted by AlricLightwind
Ok I'm officialy wierded out by that...
Thanks for ruining that for me there Dragonhelm.

:heehee

Glad to be of service. :D
#18
zombiegleemax
May 20, 2004 23:23:51
Originally posted by vejono
Im sure Shinare is male to dwarves because of patriarchy. Sirrion and Shinare are lovers so they have genders. And add to the fact they were all males in the beginning. Should have more females though

Nothing HAS to happen when Gods are involved. Look at Greek Mythos, Zeus turned himself into a cow to have bovine... experiences ;) Just goes to show, Gods are weird :D

That list is direct from the Tales of the Lance boxed set... which I know is full of errors and such. But still, makes for interesting reading. ;)
#19
Nived
May 23, 2004 13:27:06 Oi... I wonder if the subject of Avatars will be covered in Holy Orders....
#20
zombiegleemax
May 24, 2004 8:02:23
Originally posted by Maladaar
In light of the recent revelation of the image of Lunitari , I hereby cast my vote for SP to publish a swimsuit calendar of the goddesses of Krynn!!!

:D

good idea

Originally posted by Darlantan
No, there are only 6... though you could do 2 months for each, that would work out nicely ;)

Mishakel, Lunitari, Chislev, Shinare, Takhisis and Zeboim.

and here I thought Krynn had laws of balance!
#21
hatrel
May 24, 2004 9:32:38
Originally posted by Nived
Oi... I wonder if the subject of Avatars will be covered in Holy Orders....

Yet it has been determined that HOotS will be out in 2005 sometime...

We will wait with anticipation :D
#22
talinthas
May 24, 2004 20:39:20 hoots?
thats one funny acronym =)
#23
karui_kage
May 26, 2004 20:47:53 There is a moment in one of the recent books (I believe it is "The Second Generation", when Palin takes his test) where he looks upon a meeting of the gods and sees all of them in their humanoid forms. When I find the part in the book, I'll type it up.

Also, to my knowledge, all of them do have a specific gender and were 'created' with it, though they can take other genders. In the creation history, it describes them as being born as 'daughers' or having 'sisters' and 'brothers' and such.

Edit:
No, was not in The Second Generation. I actually believe it was in Dragon's of Summer Flame, now that I think about it.
#24
hatrel
May 27, 2004 7:51:45
Originally posted by Karui_Kage
Edit:
No, was not in The Second Generation. I actually believe it was in Dragon's of Summer Flame, now that I think about it.

You are correct, It was in DoSF.
With Magic going funny, Palin was able to enter the Portal to the Abyss in the Palanthas Tower and Raistlin took him to the meeting of the Gods and heard Paladine give Takhisis permission to BEAT the KoS into the ground.
#25
talinthas
May 27, 2004 10:23:10 and i'll have you know that even in that giant council, they still forgot to mention sirrion =)
#26
zombiegleemax
May 31, 2004 21:52:08 is thaer actually any chance of SP doing something like this (a calander)? maybe not just the goddesses, but all krynnish deitys?
just the goddesses would be good tho, maybe their human form, and thair other form?

if SP did this, i for one would buy it.

or maybe us wonderful fans could make one!
#27
maladaar
Jun 01, 2004 1:49:49 Takhisis, as the Temptress, in a dragonscale bikini?

Would dragonscale bikini be all five colors?

Let's not forget Zeboim in sea turtle form wearing a thong!

:D
#28
wdarkk
Jun 01, 2004 2:15:36 Hehe, get Zeboim a "wide load" thong (I assume you meant Dragon Turtle form?)
#29
maladaar
Jun 01, 2004 2:18:47 Does it really make a difference?

Sea or Dragon turtle....

not something most people would want to see....

even in a wide load thong!!!!:D
#30
Nived
Jun 01, 2004 2:26:44 I feel the need to quote something.

Spirit of the Wind, page four
"Zeboim's twenty teats," Tuller swore.

And that's all I have to say about that.
#31
maladaar
Jun 01, 2004 3:10:55 LOL!!!:bounce:
Talk about a multi-load bikini top!!!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 maladaar May 20, 2004 4:39:50	In light of the recent revelation of the image of Lunitari , I hereby cast my vote for SP to publish a swimsuit calendar of the goddesses of Krynn!!! :D
#2 zombiegleemax May 20, 2004 6:30:32	where did you see that?
#3 Dragonhelm May 20, 2004 7:46:57	That's an old picture, and wasn't originally Lunitari. They just recycled some art there. That looks to come from that freebie poster they had a few years back, around the beginnings of the 5th age.
#4 brimstone May 20, 2004 9:42:34	Hmm...the least they could have done was color treat the art and given her red robes. ;)
#5 baron_the_curse May 20, 2004 10:53:10	TSR was notoriously known for recycling art. I remember a picture of Tanis Half-Elven as the elf in the old Dragon Quest game.
#6 zombiegleemax May 20, 2004 11:29:46	Originally posted by Baron the Curse TSR was notoriously known for recycling art. I remember a picture of Tanis Half-Elven as the elf in the old Dragon Quest game. Rofl, that's quite funny!
#7 zombiegleemax May 20, 2004 12:19:05	Like I mentioned in an old post, almost all the gods were Recycled ;) But personally, I don't think I'd wanna see Zeboim in a swimsuit... giant sea turtles just aren't my thing ;) lol
#8 wdarkk May 20, 2004 15:12:35	Even with the lowest score on the Divine Array put into Charisma, she could still seduce like mad. Scary thought.
#9 maladaar May 20, 2004 15:15:42	LOL <>. C'mon, what is wrong with a giant sea turtle in a thong??? Brings up a point though, do most/all of the gods have a human form? Such as Paladine/Fizban, Takhisis/The Temptress? I would tend to think that each of them should have some sort of humanoid form.
#10 zombiegleemax May 20, 2004 15:25:58	I would think they would. Seems that Takhisis and Paladine enjoyed being in humanoid form, but there's just been so little on the other gods that its hard to say. And are there enough female deites for a 12 month calander?How about a Women of Dragonlance calander....something with new art. Yeah....I'd buy that. hehe Think about it WotC and/or SP!!! It could sell millions. :D
#11 zombiegleemax May 20, 2004 15:45:06	No, there are only 6... though you could do 2 months for each, that would work out nicely ;) Mishakel, Lunitari, Chislev, Shinare, Takhisis and Zeboim.
#12 wdarkk May 20, 2004 15:56:45	19 Deities, 6 female? Dang that's a men's club.
#13 Dragonhelm May 20, 2004 17:49:43	Originally posted by wdarkk 19 Deities, 6 female? Dang that's a men's club. You do realize that many deities can appear to be either gender. Takhisis has been seen as a male, and Majere has been seen as a female.
#14 zombiegleemax May 20, 2004 21:00:30	Originally posted by Dragonhelm You do realize that many deities can appear to be either gender. Takhisis has been seen as a male, and Majere has been seen as a female. Ok I'm officialy wierded out by that... Thanks for ruining that for me there Dragonhelm.
#15 zombiegleemax May 20, 2004 21:12:28	Originally posted by AlricLightwind Ok I'm officialy wierded out by that... Thanks for ruining that for me there Dragonhelm. lol, some are neither, according to the TofL book Paladine - Male or genderless Majere - Male and female Morigon - Male and female ("Those unfortunate enough to encounter this reclusive god see a rotting humanoid corpse - neither male nor female - topped with a goat's head. Sirrion - Male or none (fiery energy) Chislev the Beast - Female (usually), male (occasionally) Shinare - Female (generally), male (to humans and dwarves) Yeah, interesting lol
#16 zombiegleemax May 20, 2004 21:23:34	Originally posted by Darlantan lol, some are neither, according to the TofL book Paladine - Male or genderless Majere - Male and female Morigon - Male and female ("Those unfortunate enough to encounter this reclusive god see a rotting humanoid corpse - neither male nor female - topped with a goat's head. Sirrion - Male or none (fiery energy) Chislev the Beast - Female (usually), male (occasionally) Shinare - Female (generally), male (to humans and dwarves) Yeah, interesting lol Im sure Shinare is male to dwarves because of patriarchy. Sirrion and Shinare are lovers so they have genders. And add to the fact they were all males in the beginning. Should have more females though
#17 Dragonhelm May 20, 2004 21:31:32	Originally posted by AlricLightwind Ok I'm officialy wierded out by that... Thanks for ruining that for me there Dragonhelm. :heehee Glad to be of service. :D
#18 zombiegleemax May 20, 2004 23:23:51	Originally posted by vejono Im sure Shinare is male to dwarves because of patriarchy. Sirrion and Shinare are lovers so they have genders. And add to the fact they were all males in the beginning. Should have more females though Nothing HAS to happen when Gods are involved. Look at Greek Mythos, Zeus turned himself into a cow to have bovine... experiences ;) Just goes to show, Gods are weird :D That list is direct from the Tales of the Lance boxed set... which I know is full of errors and such. But still, makes for interesting reading. ;)
#19 Nived May 23, 2004 13:27:06	Oi... I wonder if the subject of Avatars will be covered in Holy Orders....
#20 zombiegleemax May 24, 2004 8:02:23	Originally posted by Maladaar In light of the recent revelation of the image of Lunitari , I hereby cast my vote for SP to publish a swimsuit calendar of the goddesses of Krynn!!! :D good idea Originally posted by Darlantan No, there are only 6... though you could do 2 months for each, that would work out nicely ;) Mishakel, Lunitari, Chislev, Shinare, Takhisis and Zeboim. and here I thought Krynn had laws of balance!
#21 hatrel May 24, 2004 9:32:38	Originally posted by Nived Oi... I wonder if the subject of Avatars will be covered in Holy Orders.... Yet it has been determined that HOotS will be out in 2005 sometime... We will wait with anticipation :D
#22 talinthas May 24, 2004 20:39:20	hoots? thats one funny acronym =)
#23 karui_kage May 26, 2004 20:47:53	There is a moment in one of the recent books (I believe it is "The Second Generation", when Palin takes his test) where he looks upon a meeting of the gods and sees all of them in their humanoid forms. When I find the part in the book, I'll type it up. Also, to my knowledge, all of them do have a specific gender and were 'created' with it, though they can take other genders. In the creation history, it describes them as being born as 'daughers' or having 'sisters' and 'brothers' and such. Edit: No, was not in The Second Generation. I actually believe it was in Dragon's of Summer Flame, now that I think about it.
#24 hatrel May 27, 2004 7:51:45	Originally posted by Karui_Kage Edit: No, was not in The Second Generation. I actually believe it was in Dragon's of Summer Flame, now that I think about it. You are correct, It was in DoSF. With Magic going funny, Palin was able to enter the Portal to the Abyss in the Palanthas Tower and Raistlin took him to the meeting of the Gods and heard Paladine give Takhisis permission to BEAT the KoS into the ground.
#25 talinthas May 27, 2004 10:23:10	and i'll have you know that even in that giant council, they still forgot to mention sirrion =)
#26 zombiegleemax May 31, 2004 21:52:08	is thaer actually any chance of SP doing something like this (a calander)? maybe not just the goddesses, but all krynnish deitys? just the goddesses would be good tho, maybe their human form, and thair other form? if SP did this, i for one would buy it. or maybe us wonderful fans could make one!
#27 maladaar Jun 01, 2004 1:49:49	Takhisis, as the Temptress, in a dragonscale bikini? Would dragonscale bikini be all five colors? Let's not forget Zeboim in sea turtle form wearing a thong! :D
#28 wdarkk Jun 01, 2004 2:15:36	Hehe, get Zeboim a "wide load" thong (I assume you meant Dragon Turtle form?)
#29 maladaar Jun 01, 2004 2:18:47	Does it really make a difference? Sea or Dragon turtle.... not something most people would want to see.... even in a wide load thong!!!!:D
#30 Nived Jun 01, 2004 2:26:44	I feel the need to quote something. Spirit of the Wind, page four "Zeboim's twenty teats," Tuller swore. And that's all I have to say about that.
#31 maladaar Jun 01, 2004 3:10:55	LOL!!!:bounce: Talk about a multi-load bikini top!!!