Harmonisms

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#1

voldenuit

Sep 11, 2004 22:14:38
I got around to looking at some Bushisms today, and I thought "Hell, this is perfect for the Harmonium". I can just imagine some Hardhead official spouting screed like:

"The enemy has been oblitrefied!"

"More and more of our imports are coming from off-plane these days"

"The enemy have misunderestimated us..."

"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!" (so very Hardhead)

Now, this isn't meant to be political mud-slinging, just some good-natured one-liners to slip into a Planescape campaign. Anyone care to contribute more?
#2

zombiegleemax

Sep 12, 2004 0:21:53
"Our priorities is our belief."

For balance:

"I took the initiative in creating Sigil."

"I arrested the Xaositect before I didn't arrest him."