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#1 zombiegleemax Nov 28, 2004 19:19:12	There once was an Elf man named Thookee. Who always had to go dooky. He couldn't run very fast, 'cause he was clenching his 455 And his dash to the bathroom was spooky! :D
#2 jesterjeff Nov 28, 2004 19:48:56	I sing of a Dwarf named Usel Who said, " carving is something I do well." Though his focus held tight, He stayed up late everynight For his hammer was made out of struddel.
#3 zombiegleemax Nov 28, 2004 19:54:17	There once was a Dwarf from near Tyr, whose Focus was to drink beer he drank day and night, 'till he was out like a light. He approached every beer without fear. ((Sorry I am going mad trying to wrap my brain around some homework))
#4 zombiegleemax Nov 28, 2004 20:20:47	There once was a Templar from Draj who's work he was trying to dodge he was so lazy people thought he was crazy 'cause his head they were going to dislodge!
#5 jesterjeff Nov 28, 2004 20:45:40	A follower of the Way named Mashannar Obsessed with her Templar Love's honor Spent weeks in his mind trying to teach him to be kind only to discover his destiny was to tend bar. I once faught a Mul called Ofee A gladiator all men must see He swung a great axe Made of two thri-kreen backs but his true skill was with his lord's wife to be.
#6 zombiegleemax Nov 29, 2004 20:26:15	There was an elf husband named Syren. "I have no kids!" he always was cryin'. His wife wasn't barren. She was a Pterran. But that didn't stop him from tryin'!
#7 jesterjeff Nov 29, 2004 22:41:13	There once was a halfling maiden named Sharryn She had a thing for much taller men muls are fantastic and for elves she's just spastic but the best casserole's are from human.
#8 jesterjeff Nov 29, 2004 22:48:24	((come on folks, ya'll are reading our diddies, let's hear some comments or additions. if i go on much longer i'm going to start breaching that Prismatic Wall of good taste.))
#9 jon_oracle_of_athas Nov 30, 2004 4:44:13	There was an elf husband named Syren. "I have no kids!" he always was cryin'. His wife wasn't barren. She was a Pterran. But that didn't stop him from tryin'! :D There once was a halfling maiden named Sharryn She had a thing for much taller men muls are fantastic and for elves she's just spastic but the best casserole's are from human. :D :D
#10 zombiegleemax Nov 30, 2004 21:18:16	There once was a terrible Bard. For singing he had no regard. he preferred rapping, in the language of Halflings. from every Inn he was barred.
#11 jon_oracle_of_athas Dec 01, 2004 3:10:49	There was a half-giant named Maynard whose only dream was to be a bard the dumbest of thieves he sang of his deeds entertaining the city guard.
#12 jesterjeff Dec 01, 2004 8:06:28	There was a Thri-Kreen best left unnamed By his own count he was certainly maimed Two arms are all he had Thanks to his dad Who was hungry the day he was laid
#13 Kamelion Dec 01, 2004 8:31:36	An amorous lordling from Raam Believed he possessed boundless charm. But when he courted a Templar He was no love exemplar, Just fresh fertilizer for his farm. The templar, she just kept her cool, For she was nobody's fool. When he dropped his britches It left her in stitches, The sight of his poor noble tool. Now his body lies rotting away, His pale noble flesh making hay. And the templar is wealthy, The farm-crop is healthy, Who says that love does not pay?
#14 Kamelion Dec 01, 2004 8:34:18	A talented bard from old Tyr, Won fame for his rhymes far and near. Not for their content, Nor their lyrical intent, But for the strange way that he would finish them off.
#15 zombiegleemax Dec 04, 2004 18:04:14	Very funny stuff. :D
#16 Bedford Dec 04, 2004 18:11:07	Indeed, especially some of the COC-challenging stuff. :D