"Planewalker is looking for a spokesman, a mascot if you will, a talented basher who isn't afraid to be up in public and *cough*exploited*cough*. Now, why you might say, why am I not in the running. Well, that's a twofold answer. One, I'd blow everyone else up... out of the water and out of the competition so to speak, and there were concerns about murders the last time something like this popped up and I was involved. Now they never proved a thing mind you. And two, I've already made a name for myself and so we figured that we should give some up and coming berk the opportunity to try to reach for something better up on the level that I'm on."
The 'loth preens some more, applies glittery lipstick and blows some kisses at the crowd
"So, we're holding a contest for anyone and their half fiendish brother who thinks that they have a bit of talent and wants to flaunt it. And we're calling it Planewalker Idol. I'll be serving in some capacity as a master of ceremonies for this all, though I'll not be among the panel judging you berks. This way I get to be more of the adorable, fiendish little social butterfly that I am."
"So if you think you have some talent, if you think you have what it takes, we're looking for you. Contest starts today so check it out. Discussion and backstage chatter, and perhaps some advice and/or mocking by myself will also take place in a section of the Planewalker Forums"
All the usual Signer screed aside, Planewalker Idol is yer chance to dream an on-line personality into existence. Yer creation will live and breathe at Planewalker.com as the Official representative of the Official fansite of the Planescape campaign setting. But tonight's the last night. Come peak tomorrow, the opportunity's gone. Get all the details... here.
Why're ye still sittin' there?! Fame and bragging rights not enough to get ye moving? How's about cold, hard jink? Yep. $33.33USD to be exact, to be spent at selected online stores. If'n ye wins, that is.
Join the Audience!
Polling starts Friday evening so be sure to head over to the PW Forums and vote for your favorite contestant in the Challenges forum. And don't forget to cheer 'em and jeer 'em on in the Chant and Chatter forum.
Dark of it is, your votes count in the final reckoning. Your favorite contestant might get mazed or flayed, all because that one crucial deciding vote wasn't cast. Do you really want that hangin' over you?
Challenge Zero Poll Results:
22% Beht'Nwarr (Imposing Molydeus Tanar'ri Blood War Recruiter)
18% Yarrdulence McSlaad (Articulate red Slaad cabbie)
15% Tralfaz (Tiefling braggart of self-proclaimed beauty)
11% Merlianik Surefooted (Bariaur journalist)
9% Mei'Ri (Mysterious iron lady)
6% Shandra Pallwind (Young howler-touched human female)
6% Freddy the fry cook (Human Baatorian cook)
4% Csid (Green Slaad salesman)
4% Degrozel A'Raat (Canny aasimar from the Inner Planes)
0% Lundi (Ancient brooding soul)
Links:
Elimination Night Proceedings
Contestant Submissions
Contestant and Audience Chatter
Rules and Announcements