A Lottery Fantasy, Greyhawk style...

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#1

zombiegleemax

Oct 07, 2005 23:19:05
I often have Lottery Fantasies in which I dream of all of the wild stuff I would do if I were to hit a big Powerball. Perhaps not too surprisingly, alot of it revolves around gaming. I would build the coolest game room ever in my own custom built castle overlooking my country estate in my own private valley for example. This valley would also include full scale reproductions of Bag End, the Ewok Village (of course) and my garage full of Buick Regal Grand Nationals.

I had another idea recently and I thought it would be fun to see if you guys thought it would work or guage the interest in such a venture. Here goes:

A miniature scale 3-D layout of Greyhawk City. It would have to be housed in its own building but I can't figure out how big the final product would be. Some of GHC's buildings would have to be super detailed so you could actually open them up and look inside...just in case the DM had an encounter there of course. I figure the whole thing would have to break into 4-6 sections in order to make it easier to access the central part of the city. This would be a massive undertaking involving lots of different craftsmen and loads of cash. Imagine the final product, a spectacle worthy of an annual trip to be placed on display at GenCon.

I know, it's late. I'm delerious. Still, any thoughts?
#2

zombiegleemax

Oct 11, 2005 13:46:14
Geez fellas not even a nibble?
#3

mortellan

Oct 11, 2005 21:36:43
I guess people respond better to gossip and rumors ;)
#4

zombiegleemax

Oct 12, 2005 10:09:39
I guess people respond better to gossip and rumors ;)

Okay here goes:


I heard another rumor recently and I thought it would share it with everyone.

Apparently the WotC is commisioning a miniature scale 3-D layout of Greyhawk City. Some of GHC's buildings will be super detailed so you could actually open them up and look inside...just in case the DM had an encounter there of course. The whole thing will break into 4-6 sections in order to make it easier to access the central part of the city. This would be a massive undertaking involving lots of different craftsmen and loads of cash. WotC is running a contest to choose the sculptors and artists that will be chosen to build the city. It will be placed on display at GenCon and similar events. It will be used in miniatures based gaming events and an extra fee will be charged for the privilege of using the set.

Just kidding of course but wouldn't this be as cool as Nerul's Realm? Come on people!
#5

scoti_garbidis

Oct 12, 2005 11:20:55
This would be awesome and more time consuming than costly if done correctly.

I saw a miniature Mos Eisley done from scrap styrofoam and train parts and other knick-knacks. It looked pretty amazing and it sold for like 300+ dollars on Ebay about a year ago. Sure it was about the size of a pool table and GH City would be much more massive (like 6 pool tables at least) but still it could be done rather cheaply if you had a good eye for picking up trash and turning it into treasure like this guy did.

I wish I could remember the sale number of the Mos Eisley miniature town but can't and ebay probably dropped the auction file months ago.

Anyway, If I hit the powerball this is going in my list of things to do with the money. I think it is a great idea and there would surely be hundreds of jealous greyhawk fans everywhere wanting to see it and maybe even play an adventure in it.
#6

Elendur

Oct 12, 2005 11:21:52
I'm with you on the castle and ultimate gaming room. Actually what I'd like is a nice little cottage that happened to be surrounded by 20 foot castle walls, with towers and a gatehouse, etc. Basically imagine Keep on the Borderlands, with my house being where the tavern is.

If I still had money left over I'd create a professional gaming center, where people could rent rooms to play D&D. The rooms would be equipped with sound and lighting effects, and all the bells and whistles you'd want in a gaming room. They could also play in games run by professional DMs(ie me) in a living type campaign. There would of course be a full size tavern to hang out in and run interactives, and an arena for those who want to bash each other with foam weapons.
This endeavour would bleed money of course, but I'm a millionaire right? It'd be fun while it lasted.

If I had unlimited funds I would of course buy hasbro and wreste the Greyhawk licence from them. Then everyone the boards could complaign about how I'm ruining the setting!
#7

zombiegleemax

Oct 12, 2005 13:17:34
Great ideas guys. I'm glad I'm not the only one that would spend a fortune on my gaming habit. Like I always told my mom: "I'm rolling dice, not joints."
#8

scoti_garbidis

Oct 13, 2005 9:31:20
Like I always told my mom: "I'm rolling dice, not joints."

I wish I had this one up my sleeve when i was a few years younger. My mom and dad never got on me about D&D but a few people at church did. I would have loved to send that line their way.

You should get that made into shirts and sell them Valkaun, I know I would buy one. And if you don't want to go through the hassle of making them i may have one printed at a t-shirt store myself. I like having t-shirts with random phrases on them. I am currently wearing a shirt that says, "Taste the sound of Bamboo Shoots."

Also great idea above about a cottage inside keep walls. I think I would like that better and the heating bill would be more manageable (sp).
#9

Elendur

Oct 13, 2005 9:35:59
Of course there would be an expansive dungeon below the cottage via secret door.

And the open area inside the keep walls would leave plenty of room for the catapults.
#10

zombiegleemax

Oct 13, 2005 13:25:33
I wish I had this one up my sleeve when i was a few years younger. My mom and dad never got on me about D&D but a few people at church did. I would have loved to send that line their way.

You should get that made into shirts and sell them Valkaun, I know I would buy one. And if you don't want to go through the hassle of making them i may have one printed at a t-shirt store myself. I like having t-shirts with random phrases on them. I am currently wearing a shirt that says, "Taste the sound of Bamboo Shoots."

Also great idea above about a cottage inside keep walls. I think I would like that better and the heating bill would be more manageable (sp).

That's a good idea.

Speaking of church, my buddy and I were going to play a little D&D in Junior High (mid 80's) during a "lock-in" at my church. My Pastor "caught" us in the Fellowship Hall's storage closet getting our books and dice out. We got a lecture about the devil and how satanic D&D was. I think it was the first time we'd ever heard that and we were baffled. We told him we disagreed and we thought it was harmless and fun. Needless to say we didn't play any D&D and I think we were lucky to get out of church the next morning with all of our stuff. My pastor thought I was doing drugs when I started confirmation classes and nothing could have been further from the truth so he was kinda clueless.

My mom's issue was that I could have been doing more socializing in normal activities. I played varsity soccer, I dated quite a few girls, not a lot but I was rarely without a girlfriend in high school. I just like getting caught up in that Greyhawk Fantasy.

I like the castle and cottage idea too and I guess maybe that was what I had in mind: a four walled keep with four towers, a towered gate with drawbridge and portcullis, moat and some structure within.
#11

zombiegleemax

Oct 13, 2005 13:41:41
Of course there would be an expansive dungeon below the cottage via secret door.

And the open area inside the keep walls would leave plenty of room for the catapults.

I like the dungeon idea. Lots of caves around here along the bluffs. I'll need room for a trebuchet in the keep and ballista on the towers. Armed security with chainmail, longswords and crossbows.
#12

Elendur

Oct 14, 2005 13:12:53
Honestly the cottage in a keep idea is a pseudo real plan for me at the moment.

It goes in phases. Pay off current house. Buy land. Build cottage. Retire and move into cottage. Spend retirement building castle walls and other crazy stuff.

I'm 33 now, so this is a 40 year plan. There are a few variables that could alter my plan in that time span(kids, jobs, war, famine, etc), but it's still in the back of my mind.

As for the miniature model of Greyhawk city, that's more a matter of time than money. You could make it out of cardstock for a few hundred bucks. The Worldworks model sets would get you 90% of the way there. It would just take a really long time to put it together.
#13

zombiegleemax

Oct 14, 2005 14:11:05
Worldworks huh? Do cardboard models really look that good? I saw an Old West town called Whitewash City that was available in PDF (google it). It looked pretty cool too. I guess I was thinking of styrofoam and that concrete doomaflodgy they use in prefab build your own dungeons and such.

I'll have to buy some land too, lots of limestone bluffs around here. I could build it out of flagstone and clay mud. It'd look more like the Gobi Desert end of the Great Wall of China though.
#14

Elendur

Oct 14, 2005 16:59:45
I don't think commercial links are allowed, but google Worldworks Games and check out their excellent website. Look at their Villiageworks model set. The example pics look fantastic.
#15

zombiegleemax

Oct 16, 2005 22:24:30
Yeah, I looked it up, pretty cool.

I still haven't gotten an idea of how big this thing would be, I'm not real good with math. Anybody care to take a guess? Let's say the whole diorama would encompass an area up to the edges of the most recent city map. I'm thinking it would need to be in a high school gymnasium sized room.
#16

Elendur

Oct 17, 2005 13:39:35
If you went by this map http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/5878/garyhawk.gif

Greyhawk is about 3 by 2 miles in area. To represent that in mini's scale (1 inch = 5 ft), you'd be talking about 264 by 176 ft, about a football field

I don't think the official map is quite that big, but yeah, a gymnasium would probably be about right.
#17

zombiegleemax

Oct 17, 2005 16:16:04
Whoa! That link you provided says the maps scale is 5 squares equals 3 miles. That'd make that map about 9 by 15 miles. That can't be right.

Using your calculations for the 2 by 3 mile scenario though that would be a massive undertaking wouldn't it? This changes everything. At that size the biggest streets in the city would be just big enough for us to walk down. I must win the Powerball.
#18

Elendur

Oct 17, 2005 22:12:13
I was measuring within the city walls.

Now that I'm home, I'm pulling out my City of Greyhawk boxed set map.

Drat, no scale on the map! However there is a scale on the map of the grand citadel, so doing some extrapolation...

I'm getting about about 1" = 750 feet, which would make the whole poster map (~16" by 21") = 2.27 by 3 miles, pretty close to my guess from the other map.

Using the boxed set would be great, there are plenty of buildings to make without it getting insane. About 200 structures should cover it.

Definitely a project for retirement, or the lotto. Though personally I think any bucks spent on the lotto would be better applied to Greyhawk pdfs.