Black Magic

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#1

zombiegleemax

Nov 05, 2005 9:17:44
This is real magic, written with blood, so read it on your own risk.

Stupid *****
#2

nytcrawlr

Nov 05, 2005 10:52:43




/me does the secret signal for the templars to come beat this guy down...
#3

kalthandrix

Nov 05, 2005 17:31:31
Does this subject have anything to do with Dark Sun, WotC, D&D, or any material really discussed on this message board? I do not think so.

More then likely, if you post thing like this on the message board that conflicts with the code of conduct WizO will come and lock this thread down and you run the risk of getting the big boot too.

Just my two bits- not trying to offend anyone or anything, but a little FYI.
#4

zombiegleemax

Nov 05, 2005 17:39:12
Just delete the thread then.

I thought cleansing wars & shattered land, was something like this.
#5

kalthandrix

Nov 05, 2005 17:43:17
We mere 'members' cannot delete a thread. Sorry.
#6

jon_oracle_of_athas

Nov 05, 2005 18:07:14
*summons Wiz-o*
#7

Pennarin

Nov 05, 2005 23:10:58
(To alleviate any future confusion, this is a joke.)

Summon WizO
Conjuration (Summoning)
Level: Board Member 9, Community Helper 1
Components: Keyboard, Mindset
Casting Time: 40 words per minute
Range: Anywhere an optic cable can reach
Target: WizO
Duration: Instantaneous

This extremely difficult spell to cast for mere mortals is quite simple to cast for those demigods like Braxianisius, Jonistirum, and Flipitus.
The spell summons the internet presence of a WizO to the forum within which it is cast. Aside from the Inpenetrable Ways of the Internet, time elapsed between a WizO's summoning and his appearance can greatly vary due to the near omnipresence and omniscinece of the WizOs, which greatly swamps their minds with trivial mortal chatter and childish bickering, further delaying such a being's presence until it notices the puny energies of this spell.
Material Component: Patience, cafeine, cigarettes.
#8

jon_oracle_of_athas

Nov 06, 2005 3:47:24
Not bad.
#9

nytcrawlr

Nov 06, 2005 10:25:31


Good one Penn.
#10

zombiegleemax

Nov 06, 2005 11:11:53
It takes some time to zoom in, when you are looking at something very far away from you.
#11

Kamelion

Nov 06, 2005 11:23:45
It takes some time to zoom in, when you are looking at something very far away from you.

Unless you are using a telescope. Or you're a giant. Or maybe you have a remote-operated camera. Or you're just a loony. I know which one gets my vote here... :P
#12

zombiegleemax

Nov 06, 2005 11:26:47
You sure do.

Democracy is a stupid system. The opinion to the majority has nothing to do with the objective truth.

Starcontrollers have been using telescopes for quite a while.
#13

woobyluv

Nov 06, 2005 11:28:51
Too bad I can't cast the spell I don't smoke, consume caffine, or type 40 wpm (I'm only at a mere 30 wpm). I'll have to find a scroll then I guess
#14

Kamelion

Nov 06, 2005 11:49:12
You sure do.

Democracy is a stupid system. The opinion to the majority has nothing to do with the objective truth.

Ah, but you make the mistake of assuming that my voting system is at all democratic. My system is one man, one vote. I am that man, and it is my vote; no-one else is even considered.

Starcontrollers have been using telescopes for quite a while.

No, they just want you to think that they have. Put your tinfoil hat back on and it will all become clear ;)...
#15

zombiegleemax

Nov 06, 2005 11:51:35
Votes are not accepted in my domain. Only logic is accepted.
#16

Kamelion

Nov 06, 2005 12:06:54
Votes are not accepted in my domain. Only logic is accepted.

And loonies are not accepted in mine. I suspect that we are at something of an impasse ...
#17

zombiegleemax

Nov 06, 2005 12:31:12
Indeed. Wasted energy.
#18

Pennarin

Nov 06, 2005 13:47:39
This whole affair is one big step away from rational thought and mindset. What mindset that guy needs to come up with such irrational discussions - aka majorly wasting time - baffles me. He's probably gonna answer me with some dribble about the power of his mind being too much for me or some such half ass attempt at making comments that sound like they came from the chinese Book of Proverbs...
#19

zombiegleemax

Nov 06, 2005 14:21:18
Your mind works beyond your awareness.

You are probably not aware of what every single brain cell, inside of your brain organ is doing.

One of them might even work beyond your awareness.
#20

Pennarin

Nov 06, 2005 17:55:27
Come on, WizO, can't you shut down this thread? Please? Pretty please?!

I'm bleeding from the ears here, he's shuting down the cells in my brain organ! And you know how important the brain organ is, without it there would be no brain!!
#21

kalthandrix

Nov 06, 2005 19:08:34
Here is a new spell for you

Dispel Stupid
Abjuration
Level: Board Member 3
Components: Keyboard, Mindset, a Brain
Casting Time: Varies
Range: Close (25 ft.+ 5 ft./ 2 caster levels)
Target: Stupid people within a 30 ft' radius
Duration: Instantaneous

Removes the effects of stupid from target. Due to the tenacious nature of stupid, this spell may need to be cast several times in order to remove all stupid from a target. Some extremely stupid targets are resistant to the effects of this spell due to their, well, extreme stupidity.
#22

Kamelion

Nov 07, 2005 3:00:21
"I am the black knight! I am invincible!!"
#23

zombiegleemax

Nov 07, 2005 9:40:49
Not so long until christmas, and I have a gift for you then.

It is almost finished allready.
#24

Kamelion

Nov 07, 2005 10:12:20
If it's a dictionary or a grammar textbook, you had probably better keep it for yourself ;)
#25

kalthandrix

Nov 07, 2005 10:17:19
If it's a dictionary or a grammar textbook, you had probably better keep it for yourself ;)

Touche- point for Kam :D
#26

zombiegleemax

Nov 07, 2005 10:21:21
Dont worry, I have protected my treasure well.
#27

Kamelion

Nov 07, 2005 10:26:36
I don't doubt it, what with your superior brain organ and all...

(>sigh... this is almost as much fun as back in the days of TheWarOverlord... happy, happy times...<)
#28

zombiegleemax

Nov 07, 2005 10:28:28
Superior brain organ?

What makes you think I have a brain organ at all?
#29

kalthandrix

Nov 07, 2005 10:30:14
I do not think this 'person' even knows what he/she/it is talking about-> just typing in some useless, cryptic, and unintelligent (point in case- see post above) comments in an attempt to make him/her/itself feel as though someone other there in the wide world really cares what they have to say. Its sad really!
#30

nytcrawlr

Nov 07, 2005 10:36:53
I do not think this 'person' even knows what he/she/it is talking about-> just typing in some useless, cryptic, and unintelligent (point in case- see post above) comments in an attempt to make him/her/itself feel as though someone other there in the wide world really cares what they have to say. Its sad really!

Hence why I am trying to figure out why Kam is wasting so much time with this fool.

Maybe Kam is really bored? Heh.
#31

zombiegleemax

Nov 07, 2005 10:52:29
Indeed. I was expecting to find some intelligence in this forum, but if you all are as stupid as this, there is no reason for me to stay any longer.

Goodbye stupid mortals.
#32

kalthandrix

Nov 07, 2005 11:01:12
Hence why I am trying to figure out why Kam is wasting so much time with this fool.

Maybe Kam is really bored? Heh.

Ya bored- maybe with his last comment the weirdo will have departed out realm and we can get back to focusing on making some intelligent comments now.
#33

Kamelion

Nov 07, 2005 11:23:02
Indeed - I've had a slow couple of days and it relieves the ennui :P

Oh well, it was fun while it lasted...
#34

jon_oracle_of_athas

Nov 07, 2005 11:59:12
Hey, Kam. If you have so little to do, I suggest you focus on some DS projects instead.
#35

Kamelion

Nov 08, 2005 3:41:21
Hey, Kam. If you have so little to do, I suggest you focus on some DS projects instead.

Yeah, yeah. Like I don't have enough of those to occupy myself at the moment :P