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You may be a munchkin if...

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#1
zombiegleemax
Dec 05, 2005 2:30:54 You may be a munchkin if...

... you love looking through your new eye at you withered hand as it strokes your sword of Kas.

... Skall, thankful at being freed from his maze has become your familiar.

... you've just spent the last of the jink the Lady gave you for that job you did for her.

... Shameska openly refers to you as the 'Emperor of the Crosstrade'.

... you have sucessfully negotiated a lasting truce for the blood wars.

... you just traded the last of your Tarasque hide in Union City.
#2
zombiegleemax
Dec 05, 2005 16:17:08 AKA: You may be a cony if...
#3
zombiegleemax
Dec 05, 2005 21:41:26 Cony, Munchkin, Min/maxer... What other names are there for cruddy gamers?
#4
zombiegleemax
Dec 05, 2005 22:34:59
Cony, Munchkin, Min/maxer... What other names are there for cruddy gamers?

The one that I hate most of all (they may fall under the Min/maxer's catagory):

POWERGAMER

Excuse me while I wash my mouth out with soap for even uttering such a filthy word. :P
#5
NineInchNall
Dec 09, 2005 1:07:20
You may be a munchkin if...

... you just traded the last of your Tarasque hide in Union City.

Wait ... So killing the Tarrasque implies that one is a munchkin? But I can do it with a bloody Commoner! Blarg! The Tarrasque is such a paper tiger.
#6
eldersphinx
Dec 09, 2005 9:16:25 No, no, no, no, no! Munchkins do not kill the tarrasque - that'd be a waste. Sure, it may be somewhat threatening to the local environment, but who cares about those piddling NPCs who don't have the levels or class optimization needed to take the thing down?

No, munchkins simply take the tarrasque down for the count, strip its hide off, haul the stuff to Union (where it's promptly sold for 5x list cost, due to cheesed-out Diplomacy rolls) and wait for the beast to regenerate to do it all again.

Besides, a proper tarrasque gets the half-fiendish, phrenic, and paragon templates added on to its stat block before the PCs show up. :D
#7
zombiegleemax
Dec 16, 2005 12:45:28 You may be a munchkin if:

You can kill the Lord of Bones...

You can kill the Lady of Pain....
#8
julescarv
Dec 19, 2005 18:02:53 ... you find Athar pamphlets scattered around Sigil reminding people that you're a phony, undeserving of worship.

... in Limbo, you can transmute the local earthy elements into platinum with a mild effort of will whenever you're short of cash.

... you go to Acheron to recruit entire cubes to your cause when you need NPC followers
#9
zombiegleemax
Dec 21, 2005 2:08:52 LOL. Those barmy Athar and their literature!!!! Good thing I have found a way to use my powers at the base of the spire. I am going to author a new dead book just for the Athar!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 zombiegleemax Dec 05, 2005 2:30:54	You may be a munchkin if... ... you love looking through your new eye at you withered hand as it strokes your sword of Kas. ... Skall, thankful at being freed from his maze has become your familiar. ... you've just spent the last of the jink the Lady gave you for that job you did for her. ... Shameska openly refers to you as the 'Emperor of the Crosstrade'. ... you have sucessfully negotiated a lasting truce for the blood wars. ... you just traded the last of your Tarasque hide in Union City.
#2 zombiegleemax Dec 05, 2005 16:17:08	AKA: You may be a cony if...
#3 zombiegleemax Dec 05, 2005 21:41:26	Cony, Munchkin, Min/maxer... What other names are there for cruddy gamers?
#4 zombiegleemax Dec 05, 2005 22:34:59	Cony, Munchkin, Min/maxer... What other names are there for cruddy gamers? The one that I hate most of all (they may fall under the Min/maxer's catagory): POWERGAMER Excuse me while I wash my mouth out with soap for even uttering such a filthy word. :P
#5 NineInchNall Dec 09, 2005 1:07:20	You may be a munchkin if... ... you just traded the last of your Tarasque hide in Union City. Wait ... So killing the Tarrasque implies that one is a munchkin? But I can do it with a bloody Commoner! Blarg! The Tarrasque is such a paper tiger.
#6 eldersphinx Dec 09, 2005 9:16:25	No, no, no, no, no! Munchkins do not kill the tarrasque - that'd be a waste. Sure, it may be somewhat threatening to the local environment, but who cares about those piddling NPCs who don't have the levels or class optimization needed to take the thing down? No, munchkins simply take the tarrasque down for the count, strip its hide off, haul the stuff to Union (where it's promptly sold for 5x list cost, due to cheesed-out Diplomacy rolls) and wait for the beast to regenerate to do it all again. Besides, a proper tarrasque gets the half-fiendish, phrenic, and paragon templates added on to its stat block before the PCs show up. :D
#7 zombiegleemax Dec 16, 2005 12:45:28	You may be a munchkin if: You can kill the Lord of Bones... You can kill the Lady of Pain....
#8 julescarv Dec 19, 2005 18:02:53	... you find Athar pamphlets scattered around Sigil reminding people that you're a phony, undeserving of worship. ... in Limbo, you can transmute the local earthy elements into platinum with a mild effort of will whenever you're short of cash. ... you go to Acheron to recruit entire cubes to your cause when you need NPC followers
#9 zombiegleemax Dec 21, 2005 2:08:52	LOL. Those barmy Athar and their literature!!!! Good thing I have found a way to use my powers at the base of the spire. I am going to author a new dead book just for the Athar!