2) Oh thats yours, looks exactlly like the one my uncle trapspringer gave me for me birthday.
I was going to give it back to you next time I saw you.
Hey wasn't that lucky you see my pouch was right beneath your necklace of fireballs when it accidently slipped off your neck
I was keeping this safe till I found the proper owner, I have heard there are thieves in the area.
(this one earned the player extra points, and made the whole group laugh)
You mean my anklet happens to look a lot like your missing bracelet, WOW! I wonder if you bought it at the same shop my mother bought this one for my for my day of life gift a couple years ago. She bought it from this dwarf, I forget his name, but he had a beard, a black beard and his shop was close to this bakery were they made really good sticky buns. Better than the sticky buns in Solace, I went to Solace last year and have you ever benn there, they have there houses in trees, I knew a elf once who told me that all the elves lived in trees, but I did not know humans could live in tree houses as well. I wonder if gnomes could live in a tree, I have heard that they live in a mountain. I havent been in a mountain, have you? Why is your face turning red? mabey you are allergic to something, quick what did you eat to day? I will go get a healer for you , you sit here. I met this one healer one time that said he could talk to squirrels. If you could to talk to any animal what would it be? I think I would want to talk to dogs, or mabey fish, or mabey birds, but not just any birds I think I would want to talk to fisherbirds, like the ones on my anklet, not a bird like a phoenix that you said was on your bracelet. Did your mom buy it for you? if so were did she buy it? is your mom a elf or a goblin or a...hey don't get mad, you really need to sit down and wait for the healer, they usually help regardless of what your mother is or isn't. Nice talking to you, I gotta go find that healer now. You wait right here. Now where was I going before you bumped me,(starting to walk away) oh yes, I was going to the blacksmith shop to buy avhorses shoe. And since that is on the way to the bakery and the healer I think I might have to stop by the bakery.
That was an afflicted kender who failed his Bluff check.
"Look, you're clearly irresponsible if you're unable to keep track of your belongings. That fact that I took it when you weren't looking is irrelevant. I think I should hang on to this and all of your possessions. For your own good, of course."
That was a kender taking on the "white kender's burden".
(only for magic items)
Look what I found! It's shiny! Oh...uhhh...this is...yours? Well good thing I found it! Here you go.
"I would have given it back to you earlier, but you told me not to bother you with unimportant details."
- Rickles Trapspringer