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#1chatdemonJul 20, 2003 4:00:07 | Grey Hawk Hero (with apologies to Foreigner) Standing in the rain, in the Greyhawk wars daydreams of adventure, in the tomb of horrors. Heard a roar and a growl, he could picture the scene Lifts his ear to the wind, and hears a distant scream Battle cry of Al'Akbar, just blew him away He saw war in his eyes, and the very next day Bought a rusted up katar, from a Fashtri store Didn't know how to weild it, but he knew for sure That one katar, felt good in his hands Didn't take long, to understand Just one katar, slung way down low Was a one way ticket, only one way to go So he started 'hawkin! Ain't never gonna stop Gotta keep Greyhawkin' Gonna chant his name in Rhop! And be a Grey Hawk hero, the wars in his eyes He's a Grey Hawk hero (wars in his eyes) He's got one qatar, Grey Hawk hero, stars in his eyes Grey Hawk hero, he'll come alive tonight In a town without a name, in a heavy downpour Thought he passed his own shadow, by a tavern's back door Like a trip through the past, to that day in the rain And that one katar, made his whole life change Now he needs to keep hawkin' He just can't stop! Gotta keep Greyhawkin' Gotta hear his praise in Rhop! And be a Greyhawk hero, got stars in his eyes He's a Greyhawk hero, gots Vecna's hand and his eye Yeah, a Greyhawk hero, got stars in his eyes With that one katar he'll come alive Come alive tonight Yeah, he's gotta keep hawkin' He's got no fear Gotta keep Greyhawkin' He's the pride of all Ekbir! A Grey Hawk hero, got stars in his eyes He's a Grey Hawk hero (Vecna's hand and his eye!) Just one katar, his star on the rise He's just a Grey Hawk hero, aah aah aah Grey Hawk hero, Grey Hawk hero, from Oerth to the skies, Oerth to the skies... |
#2zombiegleemaxJul 20, 2003 5:58:30 | I can't say that I know the original, but this I like. Gonna go hawkin' tonight!! |
#3zombiegleemaxJul 20, 2003 7:28:57 | Chatdemon has many skills we were not aware of, or he's slowly being taken over by his bard. That was excellent Chatdemon, way cool, two thumbs up. |
#4zombiegleemaxJul 20, 2003 9:09:10 | As the newly appointed Canonfire Staff member, it's been relegated to me to convey to you, those who've read this, our deepest, most humblest apologies. Chatdemon will be summararily shot, repeatedly, for this travesty. Again, we're sorry for the inconvenience and pain this has caused you and would like to assure you that the perpetrator is being dealt with in the most harshest of manners. From the Canonfire Staff, we sincerely hope you can continue with your lives as normally as possible from this day forward. :D :D K Canonfire Flunky |
#5zombiegleemaxJul 20, 2003 12:06:17 | |
#6ArgonJul 20, 2003 12:11:59 | Chatdemon, you need some rest. I just hope Delgath was sincere about that post. Reminds me of an issue of Dragon Magazine called Bard on the run. That's exactly what I did when I viewed that horried article and I will now advert my eyes from this post before any further damage could be done to my retina's. :embarrass |
#7Brom_BlackforgeJul 21, 2003 13:09:14 | Originally posted by number twelve looks just like you I wonder how many visitors to these boards were born after "Juke Box Hero" came out. |
#8zombiegleemaxJul 21, 2003 13:43:03 | Hmmmm . . . Dirty White Boy could turn into Dirty Orc Boy, a half-orc's theme song ;) |