Arcane Kender

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#1

baron_the_curse

Aug 29, 2003 1:17:21
Hey, a kender can become a bard, right? I would love to see the horrify look on a High Sorcery mage's face when he realizes that pesky kender not only “borrowed” from him his Wand of Wonder but he’s actually evoking the right magical words to activate the device. A kender with arcane magic and outside the Towers of High Sorcery jurisdiction. Sure that –4 to Concentration gets in the way but that won’t stop a Kender from trying, and trying, and trying….
#2

iltharanos

Aug 29, 2003 3:09:38
Originally posted by Baron the Curse
Hey, a kender can become a bard, right? I would love to see the horrify look on a High Sorcery mage's face when he realizes that pesky kender not only “borrowed” from him his Wand of Wonder but he’s actually evoking the right magical words to activate the device. A kender with arcane magic and outside the Towers of High Sorcery jurisdiction. Sure that –4 to Concentration gets in the way but that won’t stop a Kender from trying, and trying, and trying….

They sure can, and alot of them even worship Branchala, the bard deity. A perfect combo.
#3

jonesy

Aug 29, 2003 3:12:45
And most of the kender weapons can also be used as musical instruments.
#4

baron_the_curse

Aug 29, 2003 3:48:46
So a troupe of kender bards loose in a Three Moon Magic Shop....
actually a kender bard would probably be an incredible accet to any party. The sneaky little guys can get away with so much.
#5

kalanth

Aug 29, 2003 7:35:12
I always told my players that if a Kender learned magic, the world would come to an end because the Kender would become curious about how this spell would effect that thing.
#6

lich6

Aug 29, 2003 21:30:23
We just started up a DL campaign in chronicals setting, and there is a Kender Wizard. Let me say that this combo is insane. In our first night he cast arcane mark on a player's backpack, and color spray on a rock just to see the pretty colors. He is also always very distracted. He's funny though unfortuenately he's our only wizard.
#7

baron_the_curse

Aug 29, 2003 23:14:24
LOL LOL that's awesome. Have him cast Magic Mouth on a player's scabbard so whenever he draws his sword it will scream out something silly like "you swing like a chick".
#8

kalanth

Aug 30, 2003 0:32:35
Originally posted by lich6
We just started up a DL campaign in chronicals setting, and there is a Kender Wizard. Let me say that this combo is insane. In our first night he cast arcane mark on a player's backpack, and color spray on a rock just to see the pretty colors. He is also always very distracted. He's funny though unfortuenately he's our only wizard.

Nothing in this world frightens me more than a Kender with magic. . . *shiver*
#9

kipper_snifferdoo_02

Aug 30, 2003 8:00:51
Originally posted by Kalanth
Nothing in this world frightens me more than a Kender with magic. . . *shiver*

from Slim Chance :D

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#10

jonesy

Aug 30, 2003 8:28:08
Originally posted by Kipper Snifferdoo
from Slim Chance :D

Hadn't seen the latest instalment yet. Fireball indeed. :D