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Top things never to say to The King of the Crosstrade

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#1
Shemeska_the_Marauder
Sep 11, 2003 0:19:59 All of these are from one of the players in my current Planescape game, who sent these to me as 'quotes from a new but extremely shortlived character'.

1) "Thank you Shemeska for makiing evil stand out from good in this world just like you've always been doing for beauty.

2) "Shemeska the planes are angry with you. You've been hogging all the ugly for too long."* *If the person were allowed to finish speaking.

3) "My you're looking well today. One could almost imagine you matching the beauty of Zadara, and with a little work I'm sure you could beat Hashkar."

4) "Ah m'lady let me speak to you in your native tounge. MOOO!"

and my fav..

5) "Silly Shemeska, clothes like that are for good looking people."

and then there's one of the players in my current campaign, who out of character, and almost in character has been using the term King of the Crossdressers. (And yes, if you look in Faces of Sigil, they made a typo and gave her a male symbol for gender. Heh.)

And see, as humble a 'loth as I am, I can even laugh about myself sometimes. Of course, it was funny, the prime who said that, the City Watch never did find where he went to...
#2
clueless
Sep 11, 2003 0:23:50 *chuckle*
We have far too much fun with that sometimes. But then... the 'King' should learn not to leave scrying focuses in our front room if she doesn't wish to hear unpleasant things. Such a being with the knowledge of the ages... and yet so much to learn still...
#3
zombiegleemax
Sep 11, 2003 3:07:05 Why anyone would speak ill of Shemeska the Yugolhottie is beyond my powers to comprehend. Of course, anyone caught speaking badly of the marvelous Shemeska will be killed or will disappear, much like those who say the wrong things about Her Serenity.

*This particular wizard is very good at kissing rear ends of certain high-up arcanaloths*
#4
sildatorak
Sep 11, 2003 9:45:01 Like my daddy used to say, "It's better to kiss the rear end of an arcanoloth than the front end of a succubus."

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#1 Shemeska_the_Marauder Sep 11, 2003 0:19:59	All of these are from one of the players in my current Planescape game, who sent these to me as 'quotes from a new but extremely shortlived character'. 1) "Thank you Shemeska for makiing evil stand out from good in this world just like you've always been doing for beauty. 2) "Shemeska the planes are angry with you. You've been hogging all the ugly for too long."* *If the person were allowed to finish speaking. 3) "My you're looking well today. One could almost imagine you matching the beauty of Zadara, and with a little work I'm sure you could beat Hashkar." 4) "Ah m'lady let me speak to you in your native tounge. MOOO!" and my fav.. 5) "Silly Shemeska, clothes like that are for good looking people." and then there's one of the players in my current campaign, who out of character, and almost in character has been using the term King of the Crossdressers. (And yes, if you look in Faces of Sigil, they made a typo and gave her a male symbol for gender. Heh.) And see, as humble a 'loth as I am, I can even laugh about myself sometimes. Of course, it was funny, the prime who said that, the City Watch never did find where he went to...
#2 clueless Sep 11, 2003 0:23:50	chuckle We have far too much fun with that sometimes. But then... the 'King' should learn not to leave scrying focuses in our front room if she doesn't wish to hear unpleasant things. Such a being with the knowledge of the ages... and yet so much to learn still...
#3 zombiegleemax Sep 11, 2003 3:07:05	Why anyone would speak ill of Shemeska the Yugolhottie is beyond my powers to comprehend. Of course, anyone caught speaking badly of the marvelous Shemeska will be killed or will disappear, much like those who say the wrong things about Her Serenity. This particular wizard is very good at kissing rear ends of certain high-up arcanaloths
#4 sildatorak Sep 11, 2003 9:45:01	Like my daddy used to say, "It's better to kiss the rear end of an arcanoloth than the front end of a succubus."