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Clueless quotes

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#1
factol_rhys_dup
Oct 04, 2003 20:07:27 Just to stimulate the boards, which haven't had very many new threads in the past couple of days, what are some good clueless quotes that people can think of? I'll see what I can come up with off the top of my head.

"Idiot. What's to be afraid of in The Beastlands? Maybe you didn't know this, but it's an Upper Plane- so everything is nice."
"Wow, the planes are big."
"So, besides money-changing, what other duties do knights peform?"
"What a goofy-looking guy. I mean, one arm is twice the size of the other!"
"So why doesn't someone just go and kill all the fiends?"
"I don't know about these crazy people, but where I come from we let our swords do the talking!"
"If you insist on hiding behind those chain wrappings, then prepare to die!"
"Is there a prize at the end of the maze?"
#2
sildatorak
Oct 04, 2003 21:08:20 "My you are flirty! I didn't think that angels were like that." -said to an Erinyes

"Hey, you with the bladed hat! Acknowledge me when I'm speaking to you!"

"Shemeska was it? Do you know many other gnolls here in Sigil?"

(To the rest of his clueless companions) "Champions of Illmater! We must free this city from the tyranny of Loviatar!"

"Scaling this building will be easy; it's covered in vines"
#3
factol_rhys_dup
Oct 04, 2003 21:33:15 Thought up some more.
"Hey, rhebus-man! I thought I told you to let me see who's in charge around here!"
"Hey I don't know what the 'Harmonium' is, and frankly, I don't care. Now, if your sword is as poorly handled as your manners, I'd say you'd best be running."
"So, where do they keep the treasure around here?"
#4
zombiegleemax
Oct 05, 2003 1:03:27 "Hello Mr... Githzerai was it? Or maybe Githyanki... no matter ya'll look the same. Haha."

"A portal to the positive energy plane? Positive energies safe. Heck it heals me, let's go, don't worry, save your spells."

"Oh crap, those guys are getting closer. What's this? Oh great a jump. Well, we've got feather fall, right? Right-o, I'll see ya at the bottom of the Spire."

"Blasted Devil stink, go back to Hell, you bastard." - Said to a Balor
#5
friendlyfiend
Oct 05, 2003 1:32:06 "Wow, great shop you have here. I'll take that and that and that and that and that and that ... and I'm definitely taking the Baatorian monkey's paw in the corner"
#6
zombiegleemax
Oct 05, 2003 8:11:30 Another kind of quote:

"Knowledge is power? Sure." - a clueless, right before drawing his prime-manufactured sword of the planes.
#7
sildatorak
Oct 05, 2003 16:26:47 "Your mother must be spawn of the darkest pits of Hell you knave!" -to a tiefling who just grinned

"You work the cross-trade? I run a shop back home, so I know all about trading!" -a soon to be poor merchant

"So you're saying that there is a plane of infinite portals through this gate? That should make traveling a breeze!" -homophones can be killer in the planes

"You say that the Styx Oarsman is overrun with fiends? I'll clean that place right out!" -overzealous lawful stupid paladin
#8
zombiegleemax
Oct 07, 2003 5:10:50 ROTFLMAO!!!!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 factol_rhys_dup Oct 04, 2003 20:07:27	Just to stimulate the boards, which haven't had very many new threads in the past couple of days, what are some good clueless quotes that people can think of? I'll see what I can come up with off the top of my head. "Idiot. What's to be afraid of in The Beastlands? Maybe you didn't know this, but it's an Upper Plane- so everything is nice." "Wow, the planes are big." "So, besides money-changing, what other duties do knights peform?" "What a goofy-looking guy. I mean, one arm is twice the size of the other!" "So why doesn't someone just go and kill all the fiends?" "I don't know about these crazy people, but where I come from we let our swords do the talking!" "If you insist on hiding behind those chain wrappings, then prepare to die!" "Is there a prize at the end of the maze?"
#2 sildatorak Oct 04, 2003 21:08:20	"My you are flirty! I didn't think that angels were like that." -said to an Erinyes "Hey, you with the bladed hat! Acknowledge me when I'm speaking to you!" "Shemeska was it? Do you know many other gnolls here in Sigil?" (To the rest of his clueless companions) "Champions of Illmater! We must free this city from the tyranny of Loviatar!" "Scaling this building will be easy; it's covered in vines"
#3 factol_rhys_dup Oct 04, 2003 21:33:15	Thought up some more. "Hey, rhebus-man! I thought I told you to let me see who's in charge around here!" "Hey I don't know what the 'Harmonium' is, and frankly, I don't care. Now, if your sword is as poorly handled as your manners, I'd say you'd best be running." "So, where do they keep the treasure around here?"
#4 zombiegleemax Oct 05, 2003 1:03:27	"Hello Mr... Githzerai was it? Or maybe Githyanki... no matter ya'll look the same. Haha." "A portal to the positive energy plane? Positive energies safe. Heck it heals me, let's go, don't worry, save your spells." "Oh crap, those guys are getting closer. What's this? Oh great a jump. Well, we've got feather fall, right? Right-o, I'll see ya at the bottom of the Spire." "Blasted Devil stink, go back to Hell, you bastard." - Said to a Balor
#5 friendlyfiend Oct 05, 2003 1:32:06	"Wow, great shop you have here. I'll take that and that and that and that and that and that ... and I'm definitely taking the Baatorian monkey's paw in the corner"
#6 zombiegleemax Oct 05, 2003 8:11:30	Another kind of quote: "Knowledge is power? Sure." - a clueless, right before drawing his prime-manufactured sword of the planes.
#7 sildatorak Oct 05, 2003 16:26:47	"Your mother must be spawn of the darkest pits of Hell you knave!" -to a tiefling who just grinned "You work the cross-trade? I run a shop back home, so I know all about trading!" -a soon to be poor merchant "So you're saying that there is a plane of infinite portals through this gate? That should make traveling a breeze!" -homophones can be killer in the planes "You say that the Styx Oarsman is overrun with fiends? I'll clean that place right out!" -overzealous lawful stupid paladin
#8 zombiegleemax Oct 07, 2003 5:10:50	ROTFLMAO!!!!