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#1 law Nov 24, 2003 0:13:03	You must learn to walk where there is no land. You must learn to see without eyes. You must learn to swim where there is no water. You must learn to fly where there is no sky. Only then can you become a true planeswalker. An old planeswalker saying
#2 law Nov 24, 2003 0:18:29	heres some of my stuff. No berk can out sell a mercane. Planer Merchant saying You must learn young one the only truth that is real is the one that you think is real. Common saying parents say to young kids
#3 xanxost_the_slaadi_dup Nov 24, 2003 0:28:33	Things from annoying law planes are sometimes metal, and not good to eat.
#4 bob_the_efreet Nov 24, 2003 1:31:46	Planar wisdom? That's easy. Never leave your kip without a good pair of pants.
#5 zombiegleemax Nov 24, 2003 1:47:09	If the Planes give you Chaos, make salad. An old Modron joke, told to one Secundus by another. He was promptly cast out.
#6 Shemeska_the_Marauder Nov 24, 2003 2:10:27	Which fiend are you safer with? The fiend who wishes to kill you and bathe in your entrails? The fiend who would enslave you? Or the fiend who smiles and wishes to help you...
#7 Shemeska_the_Marauder Nov 24, 2003 2:11:42	Originally posted by Xanxost the Slaadi Things from annoying law planes are sometimes metal, and not good to eat. *intense snicker* :heehee
#8 xanxost_the_slaadi_dup Nov 24, 2003 2:13:23	Modron jokes are like halfling pies. Modrons are annoying and boring, and halflings don't fill you up much, so you need at least three of them for a pie. Then you throw the halfling pie at a modron! Xanxost has fun!
#9 zombiegleemax Nov 24, 2003 2:19:21	Its like being trapped in a room full of frogs!
#10 caoslayer Nov 24, 2003 7:12:56	Originally posted by Shemeska the Marauder Which fiend are you safer with? The fiend who wishes to kill you and bathe in your entrails? The fiend who would enslave you? Or the fiend who smiles and wishes to help you... Fiends are like cats, they can simply eat you if they are hungry or angry or they... can play with you before the dinner time.
#11 lord_of_the_ninth_02 Nov 24, 2003 12:13:45	Mimir.net has a great Planar Quotes section (go to the Chattering Mimir). I kind of like some of the Mercykiller quotes: "How do you get an Anarchist out of a tree?" -1st Mercykiller "I don't know, how?" -2nd Mercykiller "Cut the rope." -1st Mercykiller And there is the ever popular: "If a prisoner disobeys orders, kill 'em. If they talk back to ya, kil 'em. If they look at you funny, kill 'em. And if they kill another prisoner-"-1st Mercykiller "-I know, I know, kill 'em."-2nd Mercykiller "No! Recruit them! We can use more good men." -1st Mercykiller Those are both somewhere on Mimir ('course I don't know if that part of the page is still up and running or not).
#12 zombiegleemax Nov 25, 2003 13:01:00	"Don't panic". Yes, it's hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, but, really, what was that, but an early version of planescape? "YOINK!" Planar slang for, umm, YOINK! Automatically means that anything you take is legitimately taken, and now yours. "Never turn your back on a tiefling" -it was in the original boxed set, if i do recall. "If a daemon speaks, listen. If it offers a gift, think carefully. If it smiles, run."