:"And Darius Blackclaw is the newest helmsman and ship owner to fly into the world of SpellJammer - a class A ship!"
A Kender at the helm! Isn't that the wackiest thing you've heard in a long time? Wa-how!!! If you think that's wacky, wait until you get a load of some of my other antics!
Hey gang, I'm King Cornish. You might have seen me in such areas as the Forgotten Realms forum, or maybe in the D&D forum, and in the coming days you'll get a chance to see just a peek of my WACKY world!
Just think, you could be standing in a room (your room?), reading about my WACKY and KOOKY antics, with a deep, throaty, GENUINE laugh, like the sound a dog makes RIGHT BEFORE HE THROWS UP!
In fact, you might even tickle your throat to the point of ACTUALLY THROWING UP! I know I won't complain. Woo-hoo!
At this point, you may be thinking to yourself, "What is this guy all about?", or, "What's the point?" Well, soon BOTH of those questions will be answered to your COMPLETE SATISFACTION!
All in due time, I say. I guess for now I'll get to my question:
Isn't the idea of a kender at the helm of a ship TOTALLY WACKY???
Thank You.