elves and ogres sitting in a tree......

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#1

zombiegleemax

Mar 08, 2004 2:19:33
1st comes love then comes marriage then comes the baby sitting in the carriage.
and now my question
if an ogre and an elf got it on, would their child be a human?
if you think about it ogre is a - an elf is a + human is a 0
- + + = 0
#2

talinthas

Mar 08, 2004 3:12:49
no. current DL theory says that from ogre/elf offspring came goblins, but Rick Knaak had a story with a half ogre/half elf, so..
#3

zombiegleemax

Mar 08, 2004 5:50:18
awww but imagine family reunions!"Mum this is uncle Scrog he slaughtered 10 ogres with a toenail" "Uncle Scrog this is Mum she broke the elven record for continiously hugging a tree"
i think ill just implement ogre+elf=human out of sheer hillarity