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How do you get the display Pictures?

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#1
zombiegleemax
Jun 14, 2004 18:27:23 How do you guys get the cool display pictures under your names?
#2
karui_kage
Jun 14, 2004 22:38:23 The process is long and difficult to do, but many of us succeed in the end.

To begin with, you must first capture a group of 10 kender. This is difficult in itself, for these kender must first be allowed to play in a grease shop, therefore making them very difficult to hold onto. The current record for the "Greased Kender Hog Tie" is 28.5 seconds.

Secondly, you must hike across the Plains of Dust, and slay no less than 999 large scorpions. You must then succeed in selling their poison to non-dark elves at over-inflated costs of 100 Platinum per ounce.

Somewhere while doing all of this, you must succeed in making a gully dwarf into a demi-god, a kender into a successful wizard (not an afflicted kender, a true kender), and an elf into adapting the gully dwarf lifestyle (this elf must not be insane).

Lastly, you must travel to Hiddukel's bedchambers and succeed in robbing him of at least half the money in his wallet. Sticking your tongue out at him along with giving him a 'kick me' sign is not required, but recommended.

Once you have completed these quests, you too will be rewarded your hard-won avatar!

Alternatively, you could just skip the whole process and go to the 'User CP' in the upper right corner of your screen, changing your avatar by going into the 'Edit Options' section. At the bottom is the way to change your avatar.

Of course, that path is only for cheap scum and sissies, but hey, you know, if you can't do the other stuff (wimp), then I suppose you'll have to go with the easy way.

Good luck!

(The above is a presentation of Karui Kage brand humor. Please do not confuse this with other brands. You will now be charged $19.99 for viewing this humor.)
#3
zombiegleemax
Jun 15, 2004 7:48:13 :heehee

the check is in the mail!!
#4
karui_kage
Jun 15, 2004 21:36:41 Please send all requests for sending me money for my humor to [email]karuikage@karuikage.net[/email] . A paypal address in which you can deposit all of your life savings and/or soul into will be made available.

Soul deposits cost an additional 50 cents.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 zombiegleemax Jun 14, 2004 18:27:23	How do you guys get the cool display pictures under your names?
#2 karui_kage Jun 14, 2004 22:38:23	The process is long and difficult to do, but many of us succeed in the end. To begin with, you must first capture a group of 10 kender. This is difficult in itself, for these kender must first be allowed to play in a grease shop, therefore making them very difficult to hold onto. The current record for the "Greased Kender Hog Tie" is 28.5 seconds. Secondly, you must hike across the Plains of Dust, and slay no less than 999 large scorpions. You must then succeed in selling their poison to non-dark elves at over-inflated costs of 100 Platinum per ounce. Somewhere while doing all of this, you must succeed in making a gully dwarf into a demi-god, a kender into a successful wizard (not an afflicted kender, a true kender), and an elf into adapting the gully dwarf lifestyle (this elf must not be insane). Lastly, you must travel to Hiddukel's bedchambers and succeed in robbing him of at least half the money in his wallet. Sticking your tongue out at him along with giving him a 'kick me' sign is not required, but recommended. Once you have completed these quests, you too will be rewarded your hard-won avatar! Alternatively, you could just skip the whole process and go to the 'User CP' in the upper right corner of your screen, changing your avatar by going into the 'Edit Options' section. At the bottom is the way to change your avatar. Of course, that path is only for cheap scum and sissies, but hey, you know, if you can't do the other stuff (wimp), then I suppose you'll have to go with the easy way. Good luck! (The above is a presentation of Karui Kage brand humor. Please do not confuse this with other brands. You will now be charged $19.99 for viewing this humor.)
#3 zombiegleemax Jun 15, 2004 7:48:13	:heehee the check is in the mail!!
#4 karui_kage Jun 15, 2004 21:36:41	Please send all requests for sending me money for my humor to [email]karuikage@karuikage.net[/email] . A paypal address in which you can deposit all of your life savings and/or soul into will be made available. Soul deposits cost an additional 50 cents.