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#1 dea_ex_machina Aug 06, 2004 22:54:32	What? This is a legal topic, it's discussing all things Kender. Kender pouches, Kender charecters, Kender personalities, Kender classes, Kender dos and don'ts, and also about the upcoming webpage for the Kender Lovers Club and the Unofficial Knights of Takhisis Fan Club! So yes, lets keeps talking so that we can keep Dea happy. *eyes Cam who is on the boards* Yea I'm talking to you baby, get to chatting.
#2 talinthas Aug 06, 2004 23:29:03	i point you to two places that, while better isnt the right word, are arguably more suited for this type of conversation- www.dragonlanceunderground.com and www.kencyclopedia.com have fun =)
#3 dea_ex_machina Aug 07, 2004 0:16:45	No, no, no, no! You miss the point, Dea dosn't want to talk about this on places she dosn't go to, nor does Dea want to look up already established information. Dea just wants a topic where people talk about their love for Kender, which fits this board easily. ^_^ Oh and Cam, I'm very angry with you! You didn't post a reply. *pouts*
#4 talinthas Aug 07, 2004 1:25:26	well, i'm rather ambivalent to the whole race, and as for cam, it's something like 2 am where he lives, so he's likely not going to be posting. /shrug.
#5 cam_banks Aug 07, 2004 6:42:07	Originally posted by talinthas well, i'm rather ambivalent to the whole race, and as for cam, it's something like 2 am where he lives, so he's likely not going to be posting. It's true. I do have a life outside of posting to message boards, believe it or not. As for the kender fanclub, this really is Kipper's area. Not only is he in charge of the Kencyclopedia, but he posts here regularly (and knows more about kender than most people). Cheers, Cam
#6 Dragonhelm Aug 07, 2004 8:32:06	Not to mention that Kipper wrote the Kencyclopedia Kender Handbook, the best resource for kender ever. Now where'd that little rascal get to? ;)
#7 katt_nightstalker_02 Aug 07, 2004 15:50:48	kenderkenderkender! yay~! ive always been confused as to why people dont - ooooh . . . . pretty birdy . . . . - like us. it just doesent make sense! note: kencyclopedia rules! oh well, off to wander then!
#8 theblackrobedarchmage Aug 07, 2004 18:20:31	You know, I was reading this post, and it reminded me of the one time I went to see the green dragon, what was his name? Cyan Bulgebane? Chloro-Beryl something-er-rather.... anyways I went to see the Green Dragon to offer her or him or it, you see dragons are a very ambiguous race unless your silly enough to get yourself right underneath them, what with the having no hair and lacking any form of actual anatomy besides what's beneath them, to get back to it, we were going to offer the dragon a petticure, which in and of it self is a very interesting thing, but what is more interesting is the fact that once we got to the dragon we didn't really see much of it, because though everyone else must have gotten sick and not wanted to go back inside, I had the very faintest idea that I was flying until a very hard floor came up to meet my head, and so you see thats how I ended up here, well, not here so much as someplace else that looks like here, and I used my Kender-compass to get here, which as everyone knows is a very reliable device, my uncle Barkscraper tought me how to use mine, which is a fascinating tale, care to hear it? Love, Umber Looseleaf
#9 dea_ex_machina Aug 07, 2004 22:07:57	*does a little jig before she falls over* Darned lack of ranks in Profession (Dance)... I'm glad to see some people are enjoying this, I should be able to be throwing up stories soon of my Egyptian Kender! Oh Umber, I'm sure we would all love to hear your stories. :D
#10 zombiegleemax Aug 10, 2004 2:26:07	Oh, so THAT'S what this button does... oops...
#11 kipper_snifferdoo_02 Aug 10, 2004 10:08:56	Huh? What? *looks up from writing and wipes ink off his fingers* Darn it, I look away for a moment and a kender lovers thread has nearly passed me by. What? It was'nt a moment, but actually days? Days/moments, they all blend together at my age. Originally posted by Dea ex Machina I should be able to be throwing up stories soon of my Egyptian Kender! Dea, please don't throw up on the message boards. It tends to stink the place up. (Not that there hasn't been that kind of post on this board before, heh.) But I wouldn't mind hearing about an egyptian kender. How about kender mummies? That would be a neat idea. He'd have lots of places to tuck away lots of interesting items and would always have a tissue to wipe his nose. He could serve as a may pole in the next kender moot and would be handy if you needed bandages to heal a wound... 101 Uses for Mummies... what an excellent topic for a book... *scratches down the idea on a scrap piece of paper* So what was it this thread was about anyway...?
#12 dea_ex_machina Aug 10, 2004 21:43:44	Oh, I don't think Isis Gravelslipper would enjoy being a mummy. It might be fun for a while but all those paladins trying to smite her and those clerics trying to turn her would be messy! Well the campaign finaly started, took awhile with sheet problems. We already lost a Tri-Keen Psychic Warrior! He was my favorite too...
#13 zombiegleemax Oct 23, 2004 13:14:52	WOW!!! I'v never seen THIS one before! cool! i think kender are the BEST!! :D here's something on kender: I'm going to be doing a FrostBurn camp. setting and the DM(s) might let me be a kender and where going to make up a story about how he just found a magical item in his pouches (coencedentaly after a meeting with a mage) that telaports him to a diferent realety (is that how you spell that?) and POOF he's in our Camp. setting :D