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Lord Toede (the book)

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#1
japoniano
Dec 25, 2004 19:50:33 I don't know if this belongs here but....

I must say it to the world.

THIS BOOK PWNS!!!!

It's the best I've read in a LLLLLLLOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG time, my respects to Mr. Grubb.
#2
zombiegleemax
Dec 25, 2004 20:58:18 It is one of my favorites too.

Toede was dispicable in the first DL book.

In this book you actually root for the little guy to kick a**.

Especially against the frog dragon thingy (cant place the correct term at this moment).

I liked the part where the frog dragon thingy locks onto Toede with his tongue and Toede drives his dagger into its tongue. "Doe!" shouted Hopsloth. A hoot!!

"Bunny snot!" Another hoot!

Whump! "Six-fifty three!" Whump! "Six-fifty-four!" Whump! "Six-fifty-hang on, we just winged him!" Whump! "There we go! Six-fifty-five!"

I fell out of my chair laughing so much. No other DL book is this hilarious.
#3
talinthas
Dec 26, 2004 2:05:59 in my opinion, Toade is the best Dragonlance novel ever written =)

May you dance among the water lilies =)
#4
cam_banks
Dec 26, 2004 7:21:35
in my opinion, Toade is the best Dragonlance novel ever written =)

Spell the poor immortal hobgoblin's name right, at least!

Cheers,
Cam
#5
jonesy
Dec 26, 2004 7:34:39 “Renders no has muscle. Renders going to tell enemy stories? Maybe hit them with brain?”

Not even Pratchett reaches the level of funny that Lord Toede has. :D
#6
japoniano
Dec 26, 2004 21:29:47 Thru the whole book, I was running around after my brother and sister, sharing with them it's infamous quotes and misadventures.
Whump! "Six-fifty three!" Whump! "Six-fifty-four!" Whump! "Six-fifty-hang on, we just winged him!" Whump! "There we go! Six-fifty-five!"

That part pwned.
#7
silvanthalas
Dec 27, 2004 7:35:03 Dragonlance really needs a return by Grubb.
#8
zombiegleemax
Jan 09, 2005 4:22:01 I've always wondered: How do you pronounce that? Is it "Toady", or "toe-ed"? Everyone I know has their own pronounciation. Whats the official one?
#9
talinthas
Jan 09, 2005 13:36:13 whatever you want it to be =)
just about the only uniform pronounciation in DL is the word "dragonlance"
everything else is up for grabs =)

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 japoniano Dec 25, 2004 19:50:33	I don't know if this belongs here but.... I must say it to the world. THIS BOOK PWNS!!!! It's the best I've read in a LLLLLLLOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG time, my respects to Mr. Grubb.
#2 zombiegleemax Dec 25, 2004 20:58:18	It is one of my favorites too. Toede was dispicable in the first DL book. In this book you actually root for the little guy to kick a**. Especially against the frog dragon thingy (cant place the correct term at this moment). I liked the part where the frog dragon thingy locks onto Toede with his tongue and Toede drives his dagger into its tongue. "Doe!" shouted Hopsloth. A hoot!! "Bunny snot!" Another hoot! Whump! "Six-fifty three!" Whump! "Six-fifty-four!" Whump! "Six-fifty-hang on, we just winged him!" Whump! "There we go! Six-fifty-five!" I fell out of my chair laughing so much. No other DL book is this hilarious.
#3 talinthas Dec 26, 2004 2:05:59	in my opinion, Toade is the best Dragonlance novel ever written =) May you dance among the water lilies =)
#4 cam_banks Dec 26, 2004 7:21:35	in my opinion, Toade is the best Dragonlance novel ever written =) Spell the poor immortal hobgoblin's name right, at least! Cheers, Cam
#5 jonesy Dec 26, 2004 7:34:39	“Renders no has muscle. Renders going to tell enemy stories? Maybe hit them with brain?” Not even Pratchett reaches the level of funny that Lord Toede has. :D
#6 japoniano Dec 26, 2004 21:29:47	Thru the whole book, I was running around after my brother and sister, sharing with them it's infamous quotes and misadventures. Whump! "Six-fifty three!" Whump! "Six-fifty-four!" Whump! "Six-fifty-hang on, we just winged him!" Whump! "There we go! Six-fifty-five!" That part pwned.
#7 silvanthalas Dec 27, 2004 7:35:03	Dragonlance really needs a return by Grubb.
#8 zombiegleemax Jan 09, 2005 4:22:01	I've always wondered: How do you pronounce that? Is it "Toady", or "toe-ed"? Everyone I know has their own pronounciation. Whats the official one?
#9 talinthas Jan 09, 2005 13:36:13	whatever you want it to be =) just about the only uniform pronounciation in DL is the word "dragonlance" everything else is up for grabs =)