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#1 weenie Feb 10, 2005 20:13:15	Woo-hoo! From the Lost Empires of Faerun art gallery: ... which once again proves that the Four-Armed-Nycaloth Foundation will ultimately triumph over the Old-Bitter-Queen-of-Crossdress-Arcanoloth Foundation. In your face, Shemesh... I mean, all you jealous yugoloth transvestites out there! ;)
#2 gray_richardson Feb 10, 2005 21:14:12	Nycaloths always had 4 arms. The two armed specimen pictured in early sources just ticked off Shemmy. He was horseplaying with a holy greatsword in her vicinity so she taught him the meaning of "disarmed." ;)
#3 Shemeska_the_Marauder Feb 10, 2005 21:14:45	A well dressed tiefling walks out of the Fortunes Wheel and steps in front of a podium. He taps the microphone and holds up a written note as he addresses the Sigilian press corp. "I have with me a public statement by Her Fiendish Majesty, Shemeska the Marauder, King of the Crosstrade. She says, and I quote, "To Gehenna with you all. All of you. Oh bloody hell, just all of you die so I can sell your petitioner to some gnarled old hag for whatever they do with larvae. ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!" He pauses and takes off his glasses, "Thank you, that will be all."
#4 gray_richardson Feb 11, 2005 1:06:13	Be careful there Weenie. I've only got the two arms. I can't afford to get disarmed by Shemmy! Better to stay in her good graces... Or at least her evil graces.
#5 weenie Feb 13, 2005 18:46:41	A well dressed tiefling walks out of the Fortunes Wheel and steps in front of a podium. He taps the microphone and holds up a written note as he addresses the Sigilian press corp. How well dressed can he be if he works for the King-and-Queen-of-Cheese?
#6 zombiegleemax Feb 17, 2005 7:57:47	Shemeska obviously knows a lot about fashion. Nobody could dress that bad on accident... :D