303 Random kender Pouch Items

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#1

zombiegleemax

Jul 06, 2005 15:46:00
Ok, I know this has been done several times, but it's fun. I know some of you think this is dumb, but keep opinions to your self.

What's the most random things you've ever had in a DL game (it doesn't actually have to be something a kender had, but it should fit in a kender's pouch)

I wanna see some of this stuff you guys come up with :D silliness is encouraged!
#2

zombiegleemax

Jul 06, 2005 15:49:24
1.) an animated stone cricket figurine that will viciously attack dwarves on sight.

2.) a fork of returning

3.) a pair of shoes the kender is convinced are made from hamster hide.
#3

zombiegleemax

Jul 06, 2005 16:00:12
4. Unicorn horn with string. Was tied to pegasus cause it "was" a unicorn.

5. Figurine of fashion sense

6. Jade and rhindstone belt.
#4

zombiegleemax

Jul 07, 2005 11:02:59
7. a piece of Bubblelicious bubble gum.
8. a toe nail from Cyan Bloodbane
9. Skull from Dalamar the Dark
10. A lucky rabbit's foot with the bunny still hoppin'!
#5

Nived

Jul 07, 2005 15:54:24
11> a sock, not the kender's sock, and no one in the party's sock... aparently belonged to someone named 'Hanes'.

12> a d20

13. One of those rubber nubs that must belong to something but for the life of you you can't figure out what.
#6

rooks

Jul 09, 2005 17:28:10
5. Figurine of fashion sense

6. Jade and rhindstone belt.

You so stole that from me!
#7

zombiegleemax

Jul 09, 2005 21:52:29
14: A giant ruby, which is really a lich's phylactery, taken only because "it was really, really shiny".

15: A note with a written reminder stating, "Remember to give back the pretty healer lady's hairpin."

16: A hairpin with a few strands of silver hair still attached.

17: A bath towel!

You won't understand the last one unless you've seen or read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. >.>
#8

zombiegleemax

Jul 24, 2005 12:15:50
18: Flint's Dagger


19: A dragon orb


20: Berem
#9

zombiegleemax

Jul 25, 2005 2:28:14
21: A lock of Goldmoon's hair.

22: Raistlin's teacup.

23: Marbles.
#10

vorpal_spoon

Jul 25, 2005 20:48:31
24) a handful of hair the kender believes to be a Solamnic Knights mustache.

25) one of Takhisis' earrings.

26) The extremelyurgentemergencybraking handle of a gnomish invention.