D&D Man
by Jonathan NolanLet's stop the D&D rules arguments... they really are vapid now.
Let's just, to paraphrase Homer Simpson, agree that OD&D man has a good point about 3e feeding off the political disenfranchisement of the bourgeoisie and that 3e man is right when he says that OD&D begets, as if by a law of nature, its own abnegation.
Or the song not by THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS:
D&D Man D&D Man
Does whatever a D&D can
What's he look like?
It's not important.
D&D Man D&D Man
D&D Man D&D Man
D&D Man hates OD&D Man
They have a fight
D&D Man neither wins nor loses...
D&D Man D&D Man
Hasbro Man Hasbro Man
Owner of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Powerful Man
Hasbro Man
Mystara Man Mystara Man
His gameworld's consigned to the garbage can Who came up with Mystara Man
Degraded Man Mystara Man
Hasbro Man Hasbro Man
They have a fight
Hasbro Man wins
Powerful Man
Hasbro Man