Good Knight
by Robert J. ElkinsAll the good Knights of Vanya were leaving for the holy war against the northern Lietuvan heathens. One knight told his best friend "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women of Heldann. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the war."
The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from Freiburg the column halted.
A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He said " Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!"