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Humour from Cimarron Countyby Bruce Heard
A young ventriloquist is touring the Savage Coast and stops to entertain at a saloon in Smokestone City, Cimarron County.
He's going through his usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly half-orc in the audience stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your smart ass hillbilly jokes; we ain't all stupid here in the South."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the big guy pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the smart ass little fella on your knee!"