Humphrey's Awesome Obfuscator
by Geoff Gander"Humphrey's Awesome Obfuscator" (instantly converts all
written documents within a 50' radius (+10' per level of experience)
into unreadable bureaucratese. Reading time for any document is
tripled, and anyone attempting to read a converted document must roll a
Horror Check vs. a Horror Rating of 7 (yes, even the lesser machinations of
the Outer Beings pale in comparison to the unutterable horror of trying to
comprehend a memo concerning the opinion of the Minister Responsible
for Automated Crystal Ball Repairs and Polishing as regards a recent
bilateral discussion with relevant stakeholders concerning the
potentiality, a some appropriate juncture, of the reasonability of a
feasibility study which, under the purview of the Director General of
Carpet Cleaning, shall be conducted in accordance with existing
regulations governing the fair conduction of surveys, queries, and
memoranda governing the opinions of those approached for the express
purpose of garnering their opinions, insofar as such an inquiry is deemed
appropriate by the appropriate people, who are in continuous contact with
those people who know people who determine the appropriateness of such
potentially appropriate actions). Truly an awesome spell in the arsenal
of any spellcasting bureaucrat!! :-)