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More Mystaran Humourby Bruce Heard
There we go again...
How do crazy Altenwald rangers go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do Heldannic Knights get holy water?
They boil the hell out of it.
What did the fish say when hitting a stone wall?
What do Lietuvians get from sitting on the ice too long?
What do prisoners use to call each other?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
What do Torreóners call cheese that isn't yours?
What do you call Santa's helpers?
What do you call four Belcadizan bull fighters in quicksand?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
What do you get when you cross a rhemoraz with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross an pachydermion and a skin healer?
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
Where do you get virgin wool from?
Why are there so many Smiths in Glantri's yellow vellum book?
They all have crystal balls with clairaudience.
Why do Crownguard bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.