Housekeeping
by Michael BerryKLARMONT 27, AC. 1016: HOUSEKEEPING!!!!!
Location: Tower of Sighs, Principalities of Glantri. OW
Description: The jailer in charge of delivering the morning gruel to the prisoners in the infamous Glantrian jail makes a gruesome discovery when he gets the cell of the traitor to Glantri, the former Viscountess Arbana Jerbat. In the 12 hours since the dinner gruel was delivered it appears that Jerbat either suffered a bad case of explosive decompression or was torn apart so thoroughly that the only recognizable part of her body was her sharp tongue which was (thus eliminating the decompression theory) driven into the wall of a cell with a nail.
What This Means: Oh what a surprise the new Supreme Judge found upon assuming her office last month and finding Jerbat not dead as was commonly thought but still very alive and not incapacitated mentally or physically in the least. So as we know, but sometimes must be reminded, Super Dolores might be a hot piece of T&A but don’t get on her bad side, or hold knowledge shattering her Glantrian charade. That is what this event means, as reminder to you dear reader, to not let her cartoonish canon depiction as a sex machine who once killed a dragon (whoop-de-doo.. who hasn’t in D&D) mislead you, Dolores is bad ass and makes Redheads look like blonds in comparison. Don’t piss her off or think to mess with her